Chaotic Blather Thread

[Autistic Austin]

super creepy.

i'm gonna get drunk and garden today.

Stay safe, sharp tools and drunkness doesn't mix.

 

[UncleBuck]

As am I !

 

[hempyninja309]

at first glance I thought this said "Catholic Blotter Thread" Lol

 

[Autistic Austin]

Much more roomy in here than that Random Jibber Jabber Thread.

 

[cannabineer]

at first glance I thought this said "Catholic Blotter Thread" Lol

Can you quote the entire Lysergy? cn

 

[cannabineer]

It is 13/12/11 at 10:09

 

[Commander Strax]

oh, my lord what have you done

 

[cannabineer]

[video=youtube;DGNdvKvbxYQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGNdvKvbxYQ[/video]

 

[cannabineer]

Random thread is busy being somewhat serious, so I'll do double duty here. a) shameless bump.
b) Look how quickly Americans adapt to the change in weather!

 

[ecsdf1]

 

[ecsdf1]

at first glance I thought this said "Catholic Blotter Thread" Lol

 

[Unclebaldrick]

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]And so he says to me, you want to be a bad guy? and I say Yeah Baby! I want to be bad! I says Churchill space ponies I'm making gravy without the lumps! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!!

And he says to me, he says to me, you got Style, baby! but if you're gonna to be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick…and so I go I says Yeah Baby! A gimmick, that's it! High Explosives! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Yeah! Keep playing with fire, superpants, you don't know how much fire you're playing with! Ah ha ha ha ha ha![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]So he says to me, you gotta do something smart, baby, something big! He says you want to be a supervillain, right, and I go yeah baby, yeah yeah! What do I gotta do? He says you got bombs, blow up the Comet Club, it's packed with superheroes…you'll go down in supervillain history and I go Yeah baby 'cause I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]And so he says to me, you got legs, baby, you're everywhere…you're all over the place! Yeah![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Hi![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]I just, uh, I just uh, wanted to use, the uh, and so he says Evil's OK in by my book what about yours and I go Yeah Baby Yeah! Yeah! I just wanted to uh, wash my hands…[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Oh, that's just uh, Boom Baby Boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Eat my smoke, copper! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]An object at rest, cannot be stopped![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Excuse me…excuse me…and then I says tell me I'm wrong, and he says I can't baby 'cause you're not ![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]This could happen to you, baby…this could happen to anybody![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]And so he says, I don't like the cut of your jib, and I go, I says it's the only jib I got, baby![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Yeah baby![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Sixty seconds till midnight…sixty seconds to nowhere, baby! You have all become victims of the Evil Midnight Bomber what bombs…Hey! Pay attention![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Yeah baby! and you've only got twenty seconds before you all…Eat Ceiling!!![/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Yeah baby, oh yeah…[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]You'll never prove a thing, copper, I'm just a part time electrician…bad is good, baby! Down with government![/FONT]​

 

[minnesmoker]

You know, there's a specific jibber jabber thread, specifically for this type of specificity...

 

[cannabineer]

Aw c'mon folks, there must be some chaotic blather in somebody here today!

Pic search for "shameless bump" produced this gem: Chinese women who wear fake pregnancies to snag preferred subway seating!

 

[mysunnyboy]

my mind is chaotic and scattered is that close enough

 

[minnesmoker]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who told me "damn, yer stoned!"

I need to decide what hair style I'm going with. I can't have the long hair and consult. So, I'm thinking Matt Bomer ala White Collar, or maybe Brad Pitt's Tristan ala Legends of the Fall? Exploit my looks, and emphasize that I'm "modern" go with a classic business cut, or go with the short and serious...


First world problems!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Diane Sawyer told me that young Japanese girls are obsessed with "Sleepless in Seattle" and have been taking junkets to Seattle in the hopes of finding love.... or something. Hope some of you West Coasters are taking advantage of this (them).

 

[james2500]

I am an insatiable reader....we have a great library system in SW Washington State.....I go online and check out my books and as I live in the boonies they mail them to me, never a late fee. There are still times when I run out of material to read, we have a huge collection of books but still I enjoy buying a book at the Safeway to get fresh NY Times bestsellers. So today I pick a detective mystery by Michael Connelly. When I got home it occurred to me I have read this one already, well I guess I get to read it again... many years ago I picked up East of Eden by John Stienbeck and got halfway through before.....yep I had read it

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Al Swearengen: Remember this when you run your own place: that type guy, hanging around, gets people agitated, forces 'em to take a position, one side or the other. And agitation brings a slight bump-up in whiskey sales but the sale of cunt plummets. That's why I often wonder if I should take that fucking picture of Lincoln down.

 

[cannabineer]

Now that is some reactor-grade chaotic blather.

You must narfle some more garthok around before giving it to Unclebaldrick again.