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minnesmoker

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minnesmoker said:
Random:

Joe Rogan: If you're a member or visitor, hit me up, I wanna burn one with ya' ...
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Sunni, question. Could I say "Fuck you Joe Rogan!" because he never PMed me? Or would that not pass as satirical?



(in the very likely event that he IS a member -- dude, I'm joking, don't punch me. Lets get high!)
 
TexasHank

TexasHank

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I watched an episode of broke girls at this tex mex place last week.
No question, the worst television I have ever seen.
 
clint308

clint308

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What deep thinkers men are. I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.



The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.





My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would

have said 'about what'.



At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.





Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.





Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.



Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."





I rest my case.





Time for another beer.


 
Nutes and Nugs

Nutes and Nugs

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^^^^^^^^^^^^

LOL, Clin

No way I'd want to take yet another shot to the nads.

You are right, Women tend to ask questions and get depressed that you are thinking of leaving them or some crazy thoughts.

Best just to leave sleeping dogs lie.
 
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joe macclennan

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LMAO clint. i have to concur with your deductive reasoning





this no like shit is for the birds


it seems to me the non techie guy that all these extra "like" posts would take more space on the servers than just leaving things the way they were.
 
clint308

clint308

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joe macclennan said:
LMAO clint. i have to concur with your deductive reasoning


this no like shit is for the birds


it seems to me the non techie guy that all these extra "like" posts would take more space on the servers than just leaving things the way they were.
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Damn to short ok damn i ...........................................llllllllliiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkke........................................................
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Kush Push said:
haha ya thanks. There were multiple strains including mediuana which grew horribly and smelt like peanuts! I'll fish through google later:blsmoke:
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My DNA Pure Afghan had a lovely habit and not only smells like peanut butter she tastes like it when smoking! Hmm... If you mentioned that smell I'd search using that and the way you spelled the strains. Constrain the google search to RIU, after your search terms, site:rollitup.org check here for advanced searching using google:
http://jwebnet.net/advancedgooglesearch.html

Oh and could your old username have been "jon." as he too grew sharksbreath and peanut smelling medijuana.

https://www.rollitup.org/members/jon--264549.html
 
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