A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parent's home. I'd scraped together enough money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Patron tequila; shrimp cocktail; foie gras; lobster and Dom Perignon champagne. I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that at home?" "No," she said, "but my mother's not expecting a blow-job tonight." I said, "Would you care for dessert ?" |
I can't like or rep this, but fck did I laugh
I find it odd that people will eat pork, but when it is made in front of them they go ape shit.[video=youtube;NG4WhppBNCM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG4WhppBNCM&feature=share[/video]
A lot of people don't want to know where meat really comes from, or some actually think the stores make it.I find it odd that people will eat pork, but when it is made in front of them they go ape shit.