so I went bream fishing lol. 30 minutes in i dropped my lighter in the drink. so I packed up, grabbed my car keys out of bag with my left hand, stood up, and proceeded to drop my keys STRAIGHT through the little gap and to the river floor. I sat there for about 15 minutes thinking "oh shit" and shining my little torch into the water. I stuck my fishing rod through the gap and spot I thought I dropped them through, walked to shore, walked through the ever deepening muddy murky water in my sneakers, tracksuit pants and tshirt with fucking baby prawns and shit swimming around., went under where the rod was and my hands found the keys. Went home had shower
(play benny hill music and laugh at me)