I have felt like I was tripping both times I have been to a Wal Mart
Dude my Wal-Mart trip report:
1:35 I was slightly sober but I smoked a bowl about two hours before hand and I walked into Wal-Mart and noticed the A/C
2:00 I finally found the chicken fingers I was sent in for but the old fashion Wal-Mart paranoia kicked in and I was trapped and lost touch of reality
2:15 I found myself the electronics section and noticed they had a xXbox to play demos on it and I played Madden 25
2:45 I was walking down the pet section and the tall shelfs made me flip out and I knocked out in Wal-Mart and fell on a bulk bag of hamster food
3:32 I woke up to a fat Mexican woman in yoga pants say "hey move homes I need that hamster food" while I was still dazed I understood and I said sorry
4:00 I finally found my way to the cash register with less than 16 people in line and I felt a little more better but I still was paranoid from the Wal-Mart so I took a pack of big red and chewed all of it in hopes to sober up
8:00 pm after 4 hours in line I finally paid for my chicken tenders and I walked out but still buzzed from Wal-Mart
8:45 I made it home and I got in the featle position and cryed for 30 mins straight
9:16 I got sobered up and I decided to never go back to Wal-Mart ever again
Overall I whould say never try Wal-Mart because it made me paranoid