Transporting narcotics via plain sight concealment. Idea's?

[TheSnake]

When i have to transport, I been looking for quick ideas for concealment in plain sight.

Lately I've used nasty fucking old shoes/socks, and a few other methods but my fav has to be potato chip bags.
The problem, Is resealing in a timely manor and finding portable methods to do so.

What i been doing is opening the bottom, shoving in the good's within another bag, then resealing the bottom which was partially opened with super glue, or silicone. Both take time, Is there a better way of going about this, which is instant if not fractional when it comes to dry time? Perhaps a commercial/home sealer which can reseal without it looking tampered with?

I mean, unless you have been busted with drugs before, any dude rolling around with a 6 pack n some chips in a store bag going to "someones" to chill, or whatever, is nothing to be red flagged, the cop would have to be tipped off to even know.

The idea is to have nothing to hide, in the event of search, and have normal looking things people often have with them, as to not rise suspicion. Plus because your so damn good at hiding things, you are calm as a monk, since you have such a small chance of them finding it, you can consent with no fear.
Let's hear ideas?

 

[Commander Strax]

oijooijoooinji

 

[BarnBuster]

, in the event of search,

any time can be a good time for K9 to have a training session if there's one available.

 

[Commander Strax]

any time can be a good time for K9 to have a training session if there's one available.

in that case .....anus

 

[chewberto]

This is a thread a cop would love.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

in that case .....anus

Thats the first place a dog smells.

 

[BarnBuster]

Thats the first place a dog smells.

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

 

[cat of curiosity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO_I5eGwBy8

butt hash....

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Round up one of these, you can always blame it on the pothead in the drive thru. Happens all of the time. You can tell the jury "they always fuck you in the drive thru". No guilt verdict. Your welcome.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Then call this guy and sue McDonalds. They deserve it.

 

[vostok]

Carrots are very good at stretching the anus, many young and eager homosexuals use the trick to accommodate their John or friend, sleep with a carrot up your anus stretch that muscle, next visit to your friends house forget the chips, just down trousers and fire out that half Oz, should you wanna accommodate your friends of course at friends rates ...! lol

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Ahhhh, yes. The ol carrot in the ass....


Richard Gere's carrot

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Holy Mother of God! Is that attractive to anyone?

 

[TheSnake]

This is a thread a cop would love.

Perhaps. Although most cops that dont come home piss drunk, are too busy trying to fix there sex life, not researching and doing recon on how they can bust for drugs. They are human too, and don't live there job. I know this because i was friends with about half dozen fucktards that became cops, instead I went military, I view drugs as a necessary evil in general, and used everything I ever learned about human interaction as a weapon to elude detection, not only that but learning how to manipulate peoples moods, and divert attention is highly potent to the cocktail of staying out of jail. Most cops drink, They will identify with you if you appear to be an alcoholic, the more you bitch about your car, your wife, gf, job, bills that need paid, or other subject to any cop, the more apt they are to defuse there suspicions, simpathise with, or think about what your talking about, and less about thinking you are hiding something, trust me... Watch cops. The people that don't talk, and are profiled, get searched most often.

Distraction is key to many situations, especially if you find yourself surrounded by police at some point. Even if you are going to jail regardless, be polite, joke, be a little crude and just act like a person they would go to the bar with. It does wonders. Those who act stand-off-ish are fucked in the long run. Guy who took me to jail when I was actually arrested (camera caught tag number) told me I was the second coolest dude he ever arrested. A guy with over 10-20 years as a cop... It's NOT A COP that pulls you over, its a human being, work it! They think "brotherhood", If you can make yourself fit the bill, they will never second guess not searching you. Hiding in plain sight is way easier than trying to completely hide altogether.

I think most that get caught during traffic stops just are not capable of thinking like a cop, cops make good criminals, and criminals make good cops. If you cant wrap your head around how each thinks, you should find another way to make ends meet.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Perhaps. Although most cops that dont come home piss drunk, are too busy trying to fix there sex life, not researching and doing recon on how they can bust for drugs. They are human too, and don't live there job. I know this because i was friends with about half dozen fucktards that became cops, instead I went military, I view drugs as a necessary evil in general, and used everything I ever learned about human interaction as a weapon to elude detection, not only that but learning how to manipulate peoples moods, and divert attention is highly potent to the cocktail of staying out of jail. Most cops drink, They will identify with you if you appear to be an alcoholic, the more you bitch about your car, your wife, gf, job, bills that need paid, or other subject to any cop, the more apt they are to defuse there suspicions, simpathise with, or think about what your talking about, and less about thinking you are hiding something, trust me... Watch cops. The people that don't talk, and are profiled, get searched most often.

Distraction is key to many situations, especially if you find yourself surrounded by police at some point. Even if you are going to jail regardless, be polite, joke, be a little crude and just act like a person they would go to the bar with. It does wonders. Those who act stand-off-ish are fucked in the long run. Guy who took me to jail when I was actually arrested (camera caught tag number) told me I was the second coolest dude he ever arrested. A guy with over 10-20 years as a cop... It's NOT A COP that pulls you over, its a human being, work it! They think "brotherhood", If you can make yourself fit the bill, they will never second guess not searching you. Hiding in plain sight is way easier than trying to completely hide altogether.

I think most that get caught during traffic stops just are not capable of thinking like a cop, cops make good criminals, and criminals make good cops. If you cant wrap your head around how each thinks, you should find another way to make ends meet.

Put this shit in your bible folks. Truer words were never spoken. I always lead the convo when I get stopped. I'm shootin dust, but rep to come.

 

[vostok]

See ...! you made the biggest mistake opening this thread with wanting to conceal things on your body as you go to your friends place...should you be searched.

Is obvious, ....? you go to your friends place to smoke ""HIS WEED"" ...he goes to your place to smoke ""YOUR WEED"" ...no cops to worry about ...?