My niece wants to be a model, your input?

[ClaytonBigsby]

She came over today and really wants to be a model, so I took a pic and told her I would get some honest input.

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[UncleBuck]

she needs to put on some weight. about a pound or so.

 

[april]

Gap would hire her.

 

[racerboy71]

i say forget about modeling clayton, you should just pimp her out imo..

 

[skunkd0c]

It's a sad world that some depraved individuals would indeed fuck that piece of shit
so i second the motion to pimp it out

a thermal lance to the cock would most likely do less damage
so do not get high from your own supply

peace bro

 

[Singlemalt]

She comes with the gangrene or is that extra?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Gangrene? She said that's a rash from the fleas in their carpet. They have a mangy old cat that goes in and out. A little make up or air brush should clean it up. You know they airbrush model pics now.

 

[Singlemalt]

Some folks might pay extra for genuine gangrene....just sayin

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Will she sleep with company high ups? If so, "American Apparel" will hire her.

 

[Silky Shagsalot]

is this supposed to be funny??? are you really this bored, or just stoned???

 

[indicat33]

Yeah, that is fucking downright scary... she looks like she's on that new drug " Krokodyl" that turns people into the living dead. Thanks Clayton.. Lmao

 

[KLITE]

Im actually looking for a fit bird since im girlfriendless. Blind date?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Im actually looking for a fit bird since im girlfriendless. Blind date?

Hi Klite, I like you, but she's my niece and I am trying to look out for here because she has made some bad decisions as of late (there was that whole tattoo fiasco here a while back, that didn't turn out well). So, I will not let her date anyone more than 20 years older (she's 15 now), and you have to have a job (or some type of gov't payout). Hopefully someone who doesn't also have a history of incest in their immediate family (we need to try to end the cycle, you know). I kind of like the idea of you having no car (she's prone to leaving the state with men). If that sounds doable, send me this set up with your contact info.

 

[BarnBuster]

Can she cook?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

meth?

 

[greenlikemoney]

Poor Klite.

 

[BarnBuster]

No, CB, come on. real home cooked meals, Spaghetti O's, Pop-Tarts, and those little pizza roll things you put in the oven. Does she have most of her teeth? II the front uppers and lowers are missing, that's all right.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Spaghetti O's, pop tarts, and pizza rolls!?!?!?!? Fuck, you're rich! I think she's good for toaster leavins, but she still has most of her teeth, and she can cook meth, if you're into that. I have asked her to stop, but she's young, what are you going to do? I don't really want to picture her blowin you, but her hands frequently cramp up like the GI Joe kung fu grip from dehydration, so, she's also got that goin for her.

 

[Commander Strax]

is this supposed to be funny??? are you really this bored, or just stoned???

you should probably just stick to the Facts of Life and Full House reruns

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

LOL, I was thinking Happy Days and The Brady Bunch.