How do I pass a piss test
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ProHuman
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Growan
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Surely if you drink weed infused piss, what comes out the pointy end is weed infused piss infused with weed, no? Sounds like a recipy for weedy piss to me. Best bet is either say no to drugs, don't join the army or go self employed. yes, I know that's another unhelpful post. Sorry.
larrybobkins
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piss tesst are a hoax to brainwash you with a fake fear to keep you from comin around or getting high at work if its instant just get a lil toilet water in it swish it around maybe 1/4 or a tiny less filled then after about 5 sec piss the rest up to about 5/8 just a little over half bout eual amount of each but don't fill the container. I walked in right after smoking oil the night before an passed. worst case scenario is you put almost all water an u f up the temp strip an they make u do it again just put less water the next time. if its probation or a hospital don't try it they are sneaky an know what theyre doing. and if you are in question just try it on a piss test u buy at the store first they sell em at walgreens
larrybobkins
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^^^people say this doesn't work just because they usually get nervous when the people look at them and so the people know somethings up stay smiles and give em the finger if you fail
The Outdoorsman
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I wore a fake cock once. Well more than once... May or may not have cheated the toughest PO in the county with the wizzinator and clean human piss years ago. Looking back I should of just stopped smoking.
Long story short this was me after the final test.
Long story short this was me after the final test.
ChingOwn
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I watched the bitch montage click able at the end made me feel better
Yaaa bitch
noobled
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Ok so this is the method I went with the day before test drank 32oz x 6 water took 2 vitamin b12 in am I drank 32oz x 3 with 2x 1000mg vitamin c also couple more b12 any way . Passed the dip stick and they sent the piss to lab for further analysis is there anything I have to be concerned with ??
ProHuman
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Yes. Your sample is going to be analyzed by a laboratory.
It may come back as too dilute, and you may have to do it again. At least you bought some time.
klozetgrow
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I personally Passed a test 4 days after taking a bong rip (clean 2+yrs prior). I'm 6' about 220 so the thc should have stuck to me like glue lol but I drank 10+ gallons of green tea along with daily packets of vitamins and water pills needless to say it was a whole lot of pissing but was clean (probation popped a ua on me randomly -.-)
noobled
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I drank 96 oz water from 10am - 1pm Think by chance it could be fine ? I think the clinic bitch profiled me
klozetgrow
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Like pro said might be diluted and it bought you some time keep flushing just in case
larrybobkins
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the vitamin will show you are now fucked completely i only passed once when it was sent in cuz i didn't smoke for a week but when they send it they also check to see if its masked or anything in it to try to cover up other things. if its for probation its a violation even if the drugs aren't in your system
larrybobkins
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i would be sweating...