PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

[The cap]

Flies..??? You don't know flies until you come down under..!!!

 

[RB86]

Warning: Put your sunglasses on.

 

[RB86]

Cuz the flash caught me and I am BRIGHT.

 

[RB86]

 

[RB86]

 

[kmog33]

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Where is this? It looks awesome

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[giggles26]

Rainbow your back!!!!

 

[RB86]

I'm back! That is the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago Illinois. And yes, it is superbly awesome.

 

[RB86]

You guys are killin me! Somebody! Update me! Please! What have I missed?!

 

[giggles26]

You guys are killin me! Somebody! Update me! Please! What have I missed?!

I bought a house and I'm getting married....

 

[RB86]

I bought a house and I'm getting married....

I didn't know you weren't married. Congratulations Giggles!!

 

[kelly4]

I'm singing at Giggles wedding.

 

[giggles26]

Haha seems that everyone thought I was married....

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Haha seems that everyone thought I was married....

It's cuz, well - you just look so damn domesticated.

 

[ayr0n]

This guy thinks he's cool^

First real microphone:

My Shiba Inu before we had to give him to a new owner (started fucking up the pugs, making em bleed every couple days...was getting bad):

Me and Lobster Go Together Well

 

[Hookabelly]

Ima go ahead and make my honest RIU dating profile now!


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Hi I'm ChingOwn

I currently live in Juarez Sonora Mexico I speak spanish fluently with a southern drawl, I can travel anywhere on a whim if needed.

I Enjoy watching women on the beach

I like bars but not the kind girls like. They have to be dark and seedy.

Sign=Virgo
Orientation = Strait mostly Id probably make an exception for pinworm

Favorite beer = Pacifico
Smokes=when Im drunk
Favorite Strain=Pineapple Express
Favorite pick up line= You know what fucks like an animal and winks? *Wink*
Favorite skate board trick= kickflip/nolly .......w/ cheese
Favorite Wrestler= i like Sean Michaels cause the kid breaks hearts
Stats:
6' even
hair brwn
eyes blu
weight 220 and shrinking with a bbc
Curent status: OG

Looking for=Someone to put up wit my shit, Im not afraid of commitment I just dont trust women, looking for someone who will leave me alone 90% of the time till I wanna hang out I more than likely wont cheat on you I just like getting drunk in nasty little places and talking to seedy people, Ill take a minnow shot and then do a line off the toilet seat and come home to you ready for action. Im caring but not to loving, My favorite song is I saw red a duet with Bradly Nowell and Gwen Stephanie if that is any indication to my personality regarding relationships. Any takers?

Dude, you're too dangerous. Not afraid of commitment but not loving- that's lethal shit. LOL Is that an angel on your shoulder in your pic? Do you see dead people? What brought you to Mexico? Or maybe born there? (just being a nosey old Hooka, no need to answer if too private.) You didn't mention how old you are. But skate boarder….hmmm somewhere in your 30's?
What's "shrinking w/ a bbc mean?" Sorry, got carried away, Went all AMA on it.

 

[Hookabelly]

You guys are killin me! Somebody! Update me! Please! What have I missed?!

Just giving a shout to you Rainbow. I'm pretty new here and love to see other RIU women here. Welcome back.

 

[Pinworm]

What's "shrinking w/ a bbc mean?" Sorry, got carried away, Went all AMA on it.

He's losing weight. BBC = Big Black Cock

 

[kmog33]

So i get out of the shower and this jumps in my lap

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[Hookabelly]

He's losing weight. BBC = Big Black Cock

PIN!! (I just laughted and coffee went through nose and onto keyboard!!)

So i get out of the shower and this jumps in my lap

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*squee* is that a siamese or a snowshoe? Neither? does he like to go into the shower after you and drink the water? Our cat loved to do that.