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Commander Strax

Commander Strax

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Nutes and Nugs said:
Where was this quoted from?

UncleBucks life story:

I wasn't working or making any contributions to the partnership. I was sitting on a forum 12-16 hrs a day amassing 10's of thousands of hateful posts where 9 of 10 involved me calling someone names. She worked and went to school trying to better her life and would come home every day to find me spewing hateful stuff on my forum. I say it's my forum because that was the attitude I had. I had no skills, no life experience but thought I was an expert in every subject, vehemently defending my stance by attacking personal those that disagreed. My obsession got so bad that I even stalked men across the internet trying to find personal info about them I could use to "win" an argument. I wasn't so much trying to convince anyone of my ridiculous uneducated position, i was just trying to cause harm. Her parents were supporting us because they loved their daughter, they even tried to get me to earn some money for my allowance by paying me to empty the kitty litter, but I didn't time for that, there were names to be called.
Finally, the wife decided she would try to help me be productive so she left her family and paid for us to move to another state. I continued with the same behavior of manic forum posting instead of helping to support our family. I convinced her that it wasn't me, it was where we moved to so we went back home. In a last ditch effort to save our marriage, she agreed to move yet again. Her parents were fed up at this point and declined to pay for yet another move so I was forced to go into my own money that I squirreled away by not helping with bills. When I tried to strong arm the wife for half the costs I knew she didn't have it and would have to go to her parents. Her parents had finally had enough and refused saying a man in his 30's should be grown up enough to take care of his own.
They finally convinced her to leave me and in hindsight I understand and don't blame her. Although at first I did. In fact, I have always blamed others for my shortcomings which is how I got there in the first place.
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what does this have to do with pinworm?
 
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Dyna Ryda

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tytheguy111 said:
I have your back man every one one here thinks im racist too

R.W.M.A.

Racist White Men of America

Or W.A.S.P.

White American Supremacist People
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Ty, you are racist. But it's not your fault. Your young, dumb, and live in viginia.I think it's a requirement in that part of the country to be like you are. Maybe you'll grown out of it. Try dating someone non white. The first time you sink balls deep into some tight brown pussy you will lose all the hate.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Dyna Ryda said:
Ty, you are racist. But it's not your fault. Your young, dumb, and live in viginia.I think it's a requirement in that part of the country to be like you are. Maybe you'll grown out of it. Try dating someone non white. The first time you sink balls deep into some tight brown pussy you will lose all the hate.
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Naw I'm really not I say racist shit from time to time

But I don't hate anyone except Eskimos

those filthy piece of shit Eskimos thinking that they can live in a house made out of ice

ITS BULLSHIT

I hang with black people not caring that there black

They say racist shit to me and I say racist shit to them

I do dress like a hick tho and I am a hick but I respect black people

I don't hate any black people and I find mixed girls supper fucking hot

Im not a corrupt piece of shit honky ass that makes poor people

I think the whole racism thing is a bullshit concept

I dont feel like im better than everyone because im white yet some people think thats how I operate I consistently get antagonized and stereotyped has a fat racist redneck white trash who probably burns crosses at clan rallies

And I joke about my stereotype

But im done with people who want to judge me right a way

When I say racist shit 99.9% of the time im joking around

Theres someone has been my best friend since we were 10

We've partied together

We got in trouble together

We hotbox his car

He's closer to me than my family

And guess what HE IS BLACK


I was fucking around when I said the W,A,S,P. Thing
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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One time back in 76 I was hulling a load of lumber into Canada and I stopped at a truck stop to buy a pack of smokes and a Waylon Jennings 8 track

And I was walking back to my truck and a damn Eskimo woman was standing outside of it

She was old too maybe 75

Well I thought hey I survived korea

So im sure I can tap a piece of cold Eskimo ass

So I go up to the lot lizzerd/Eskimo and I say how much to make my truck shake and make the suspension give out

She says really silently 40 which was a little step for the 70s but I went with it anyways

So I stuck it in her old shriveled up pussy and it was hairy ( it was the 70s man) and about a week later when I was taking my rig back to Alaska my pubs started itching more and more

And I thought WHAT THE HELL ITS NOT LIKE I SHAVE OR ANYTHING

I was so worried I went to the doctor and it turned out I had fucking crabs

Well I said to myself IM GOING BACK UP THERE AND KICKING THAT OLD BITCHIES ASS

So I go up there to the truck stop (took me a week) and I followed her to her circular ice structure and I asked her AYE ARE THE THE 40$ LOT LIZARD

And she said in a barely audible voice "yes" and I said to her,

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE IN A ICE HOUSE

She said it gives my family warmth

And I said WHAT ARE YOU HALF RETARDED THAT THERE THING IS MADE OF ICE DAMNIT

And she said yes

So I punched her right in her whore mouth and decided I whould go abd try out this damn igloo

And let me tell you something

IT WAS EVEN COLDER

So I waited for her to regain conscious so I can say YOU LIED BITCH ITS EVEN COLDER

And she said yes

So I curb stomped her and kicked in her bullshit ice house

and made it home for a nice game of lawn darts while jacked up on cocaine and percolated coffee
 
Red1966

Red1966

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Richard Simmons said:
If you look at your recent history it would show that you have become a sock puppet yourself buddy, keep stroking your ego but your slipping further and further into the hole. You have your personal issues and we all understand your wife loves to blow the black dudes so don't come taking that out on us.

If you have any valid reason to be a jungle bunny let it be known, until then keep spewin bullshit and asshatery.
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Has anyone told you you are a racist today?
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Singlemalt said:
You can do better than that lame story Ty; you're 19-20 or so. Make it contemporary, kinda like an Inuit is in your way of aquiring a N. Pole oilfield or such
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Alright this is the modern day virson

Well I loaded up in my humve with a quest

TO FIND OIL IN A FOREIGN LAND AND KILL THERE INHABITANTS

and it turned out there was enough oil up in the north pole to make president Bush cream all over the oval office

Well we cane up there with a bunch of brian washed pansi boys all fresh out of high school to go up in the north pole and GET THEM SUM BITCHS

And I dressed up in only a Speedo and a m-60 strapped to me I found me a igloo cluster fuck

So I pulled the slide back and opened fire then after I was out of ammo I called in a 105 howitzer strike from a AC-130 gun ship right on them ice fucking Wale killing basturds

And we killed all except one he offerd me some wale little did I know he put laxative on my wale steak and after I done shit my pants

I went to put a 9mm sized hole in his head when

BAM a I.E.D. went off

Didn't see it coming

I thought I whould never get to see another re run of Seinfeld again until a sniper wielding a M110 sniper rifle dropped him with some type of wierd middle eastern chant sounding music in the background

Well we got to the oil fields and it was just raw sewage

Fuck thats why I hate Eskimos those oddly tan assholes

Seriously why are they tan
 
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