The Beard Thread

[Metasynth]

Growan is our pre-post-beard specialist. I will let him field theses beards while I go take a quick beard, and grab a cold beard from the beardchest.

I beard that! Beard me, chinworm!

 

[Yessica...]

Due to Netflix, I'm all caught up on a current show for once. To quote "Orange is the New Black":

"There's something about a guy with a moustache, looks like he just got caught with his fingers in a 12-year old".

 

[Pinworm]

I beard that! Beard me, chinworm!

Cold beard coming right beard! *Tosses ice-cold beard*

 

[Growan]

Due to Netflix, I'm all caught up on a current show for once. To quote "Orange is the New Black":

"There's something about a guy with a moustache, looks like he just got caught with his fingers in a 12-year old".

Just watched the finalé last night. Cool series. That's a great quote. If a little uncomfortable.

So, Yessica. Got a beard much?

 

[Metasynth]

Man, where's Beardo!? He'd love this!

 

[Metasynth]

Just watched the series finalé last night. Cool series. That's a great quote. If a little uncomfortale.

So, Yessica. Got a beard much?

Fishing for the elusive bearded panty clam...

 

[Yessica...]

I was born like this:

 

[mr sunshine]

Due to Netflix, I'm all caught up on a current show for once. To quote "Orange is the New Black":

"There's something about a guy with a moustache, looks like he just got caught with his fingers in a 12-year old".

I'm not trying to brag but I seen both seasons or whatever!

 

[Growan]

I was born like this:
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Sexy mamma...

 

[Pinworm]

Man, where's Beardo!? He'd love this!

Who's beardo? I bet my beards could beat his beards ass.

 

[Yessica...]

Who's beardo? I bet my beards could beat his beards ass.

Isn't a "beard fight" the same thing as "2 dudes making out"?

hahahaha

 

[Metasynth]

I don't think beardo has a beard...

 

[Pinworm]

Isn't a "beard fight" the same thing as "2 dudes making out"?

hahahaha

That's only what they want you to think. It is actually very delicate and organized dance. I won't get into details here. We're here to beard.

 

[Yessica...]

Correction - 2 dudes with a BEARD making out...

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Haven't seen Trousers around for bit.

 

[Yessica...]

 

[Yessica...]

Honestly, I do not have much experience with the beards. I know some beards. Never dated much of a beard though.

 

[Metasynth]

Honestly, I do not have much experience with the beards. I know some beards. Never dated much of a beard though.

I imagine they're itchy and tickle on your end.

 

[Yessica...]

I converted some beards to shorn. Not by force, just by carefully placed suggestions and manipulation.

muah hah haaaaaaaa

 

[Yessica...]

And the place between beard and shorn - is a place I like to be! Funny moustaches, greasy "steps". I tried a pattern once - looked more like a drunk child tried to shave someone.