Getting Rid Of Cats

veggiegardener

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In the mid nineties we had several cats disappear. Cats sometimes do that. One day in the newspaper, we read an article about a guy a block over being arrested for poisoning cats. He got ten years in prison. They should have hung the bastard. Kill one of my cats, and let me find out? I'll feed you to my cats. I have a large freezer and can cut meat. Kitty LIKES long pig. Just ask any cop.
 

Miko2

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In the mid nineties we had several cats disappear. Cats sometimes do that. One day in the newspaper, we read an article about a guy a block over being arrested for poisoning cats. He got ten years in prison. They should have hung the bastard. Kill one of my cats, and let me find out? I'll feed you to my cats. I have a large freezer and can cut meat. Kitty LIKES long pig. Just ask any cop.
I really hope you were kidding... are you vegan ?
 

panhead

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I dont agree with poisoning any animal , poisoning something is cruel because its a painfull & slow death , with my neighbors cats i confronted her about her cats nightly rampage where they howled at other cats , tore up flower gardens & every week tore up everybodys trash & i got the usual response cat lovers allways say where cats are gonna do what cats are gonna do because its in their nature , which is a load of shit , i own American Bulldogs & Its in their nature to eat cats & attack people but i make sure they cant because im a responsible pet owner , if you know your cat tears up other peoples shit & use the boys will be boys excuse then people are well within their rights to put a bullet in kittys head , quick & humane like , i do condone humanely killing stray animals on peoples property , cat or dog .

Cat lovers excuse their animals bad behavior yet allways hold dog owners to a much higher level of responsibility , dog tears up their trash they call animal control , their cat tears up garbage & it's just kitty being a cat , your dog gets loose & scares their sissy kid from wagging his tail & they call cops & animal control , kitty claws the fuk outta some kids face & their response is kitty dont like to be picked up & there isnt a leash law on cats .
 

Miko2

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Did I do the right thing ?

Instead of feeding with the normal nutes, I took clear water, added a spoon of black coffee and little bit of dried red chilli pepper and added urine.

I did this to try getting rid of both ants and cats.

What do you think ?
 

dux

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In the mid nineties we had several cats disappear. Cats sometimes do that. One day in the newspaper, we read an article about a guy a block over being arrested for poisoning cats. He got ten years in prison. They should have hung the bastard. Kill one of my cats, and let me find out? I'll feed you to my cats. I have a large freezer and can cut meat. Kitty LIKES long pig. Just ask any cop.
Easiest fix is CONTROLLING your cats.
dog owners have to control there pets ..
If a cat is on MY property? it's my decision :bigjoint:
 

FresnoFarmer

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Did I do the right thing ?

Instead of feeding with the normal nutes, I took clear water, added a spoon of black coffee and little bit of dried red chilli pepper and added urine.

I did this to try getting rid of both ants and cats.

What do you think ?
You gotta use USED coffe grounds. Gives off a more pungent scent
 

Miko2

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I've placed a plastic glass with soil and a seed (2 days after first watering the seed) at half a centimeter deep.

On top of that I've placed half a 1.5 litters transparent plastic bottle with little holes I made so it'll be like a small green house.

Something like this: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ap0tOVRAr-s/S7zHyORVLiI/AAAAAAAAC6c/crDkK2oE9Ik/s1600/How to makea a garden cloche from repurposed glass.png

I came 3 days later, the bottle was 1 feet away, the glass was at an angle of 60 degrees (if 90 was when I left), the seed and it's root were dead in the soil (which is in the glass).

And pieces of shit near the thing.

What am I doing wrong ???

Is that some stoner cat that likes the smell or something ?
 

skate4theherb

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lol the miyahu-dea will catch me

too late this year, I'll throw some Cayenne pepper near by, thanks a lot :)
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skate4theherb

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if you put down coffee grounds around your garden cats will not use your garden as a bathroom.... just remember coffee grounds have nitrogen in them,not a lot but it still there... you can get a big bag every day from your local coffee shop or starbucks... just ask them to keep them for you,and pick them up everyday.
 

JackHererSki

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BB gun, Taser, Stungun, Firecrackers, Bombs, High Powered rifle, ETC.

If you want to make a point to your cat and still be somewhat humane...... Paintball Gun

Or you could put them someplace the cats wont get to em.
 

Miko2

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if you put down coffee grounds around your garden cats will not use your garden as a bathroom.... just remember coffee grounds have nitrogen in them,not a lot but it still there... you can get a big bag every day from your local coffee shop or starbucks... just ask them to keep them for you,and pick them up everyday.
I'll try this again, thanks :)
 

Squidbilly

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Cats are not domesticated animals, and shouldn't be treated as such.

Cat's live in sewers and human waste isn't going to deter them at all, quite the opposite- Coffee grounds and urine might actually attract them because they know trash/humans=food.
 

Miko2

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Cats are not domesticated animals, and shouldn't be treated as such.

Cat's live in sewers and human waste isn't going to deter them at all, quite the opposite- Coffee grounds and urine might actually attract them because they know trash/humans=food.
So how can I get rid of them ?

Dog shit ?

Does anyone have an alligator pet and can borrow me some of it's shit ?
 
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Zaycor

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Two excellent ways to deter cats include 1) motion sensor water sprinkler & 2) scattering lemon & orange peels around the area in question. If all that fails then you have no option but to get a guard dog, possibly two or three depending on the severity of the problem :)
 
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