Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Yessica...]

mmmmmmmm Raw salty cock er um cow

I made this for dinner, beef tenderloin. You could cut it with a fork. Fuck these small-town butchers know their shit!



I wonder if it's made of peeeeeople...?

Still delicious.

 

[Yessica...]

I made this for dinner, beef tenderloin. You could cut it with a fork. Fuck these small-town butchers know their shit!

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I wonder if it's made of peeeeeople...?

Still delicious.

Oh, I cooked it. Didn't want to, but you know - people like shit cooked.

In the immortal words of Garfield...

Pfffffffffft

 

[Singlemalt]

Oh, I cooked it. Didn't want to, but you know - people like shit cooked.

In the immortal words of Garfield...

Pfffffffffft

I like it blue with a mix of wasabi and soy as a dip

 

[Singlemalt]

Bye the bye....what's that red sex toy next to the tray of beef?

 

[Yessica...]

Oh shit - did I interrupt a talk of pornography with raw meat.?

Fitting, yes - but rude nonetheless.

Carry on...

 

[Singlemalt]

No hon, that wasn't a shot at ya....curious as to what that red thing is next to the tray of meat in your pic

Some kinda weird knife block?

 

[Yessica...]

No hon, that wasn't a shot at ya....curious as to what that red thing is next to the tray of meat in your pic

Some kinda weird knife block?

It's called "the ex". hahahaha

Yes, knife block. AND wordless warning: STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!

hahahahaha

 

[Yessica...]

No hon, that wasn't a shot at ya....curious as to what that red thing is next to the tray of meat in your pic

Some kinda weird knife block?

Oh I didn't think it was. I just thought - if we were talking about porn here...when in Rome...

 

[Yessica...]

No hon, that wasn't a shot at ya....curious as to what that red thing is next to the tray of meat in your pic

Some kinda weird knife block?

I was calling ME rude, for interrupting the talk of how to properly safeguard your electronics against the dreaded ectoplasm...

"Did you see the spooky Ghost? It was ectoplasm...I've been slimed."

I wish I could link. The interweb up here in the middle of nowhere, is like dial-up. And I think I made it angry by interneting too much...

 

[Yessica...]

I thought I saw a cheesecake around here somewhere? I was actually coming here to post cheesecake pictures, because it's random - and I love the cak. Cheesecak..


It was actually a gluten-free cak, for my lovely intolerants. All gone now...it was yurm.

 

[charface]

Bergina

 

[abe supercro]

berry cheesecake.... yess!

 

[mr sunshine]

Can any of you turds recommend a decent movie or series to steal? Running low on programming over here.

Orange is the new black is good!

 

[sunni]

Orange is the new black is good!

more than good.

 

[mr sunshine]

more than good.

I seen both seasons have you seen it all so far?

 

[sunni]

yup

 

[dirtyho1968]

It's called "the ex". hahahaha

Yes, knife block. AND wordless warning: STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!

hahahahaha

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I love it!

 

[4Life2style0]

House

Orange is the new black is good!

house of cards!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Is that some kinda foreign speak for motor boating?

No, just basic English for buying a decent extraction fan. However you were close, think its German engineering!

 

[Yessica...]

I love it!

Check it out on internet - I gotta say, out of everything I have ever bought for cooking - I get the most compliments on that.

I know they have them on the line somewhere. If you buy stuff from "the line" that is...

"the ex knife holder"

Or maybe it's called "Fuck you Brian, I don't give a fuck that you left me, I am stabbing you every day, preparing for the real thing...."

Someone who invented this thing was PISSED. hahahaha - it's very cathartic though...