no increased yield using seimen, help

[oldman60]

Don't forget the stomatas are only open a couple hrs. in the morning
and a couple in late evening.
The rest of the time is practice.

 

[IRON-EYES]

Goddamn these fools are going to find somebody tuggin on themselves

 

[IRON-EYES]

 

[roseypeach]

Because the stomatas are primarily on the underside of the leaves, the key is to splooge the bottom of the leaves. Since you don't want to tip your plant upside down the most effective method is to sit down with your legs straddling the pot, do your business and aim upwards. If you do a nice sweeping motion and time it out right you can cover quite a few leaves each session. You can do a whole plant in a day but by then you'll be shooting blanks and have to wait at least several hours or even up to an entire day to build up some more ammo. Good luck. Oh and don't forget to mix in a surfactant too. Downing an entire bottle of bleach should suffice.

Lmfao..great detail, you should do instruction manuals

 

[Sativied]

Stop trolling up this thread... Can a mod move this to the advanced mj forum?

As you can see below, it's quite suitable for feeding the microbes too and I really think all organic growers should use this method. Some of 'm are jerk offs already so should be easy to produce plenty.

 

[IRON-EYES]

I love you guys

View attachment 3222179

you rock man

 

[Pass it Around]

 

[DirtyNerd]

new strain pineapple spoof

 

[ayr0n]

Because the stomatas are primarily on the underside of the leaves, the key is to splooge the bottom of the leaves. Since you don't want to tip your plant upside down the most effective method is to sit down with your legs straddling the pot, do your business and aim upwards. If you do a nice sweeping motion and time it out right you can cover quite a few leaves each session. You can do a whole plant in a day but by then you'll be shooting blanks and have to wait at least several hours or even up to an entire day to build up some more ammo. Good luck. Oh and don't forget to mix in a surfactant too. Downing an entire bottle of bleach should suffice.

Lmfao..great detail, you should do instruction manuals

Thanks. I really don't want to bait anyone into an argument over the best way to do this, but I've been a master of this technique since way before I considered growing.

 

[roseypeach]

Thanks. I really don't want to bait anyone into an argument over the best way to do this, but I've been a master of this technique since way before I considered growing.

Got ya lol

 

[SmokyLungs]

U are only suppose to masturbate at exactly 3:37 am and scream very loudly it will bring the plant joy it is pleasing you

 

[roseypeach]

Hahahahahaaa

 

[IRON-EYES]

Don't forget to sacrifice a crackhead to honor the great serpent God

 

[Sativied]

Good news ladies, it's not just men that are capable of producing their own organic plant nutrients.

http://transalchemy.blogspot.nl/2011/01/menstrual-blood-as-plant-fertilizer.html

To prevent health risks dry it first.

Now excuse me while I

 

[Sativied]

Now excuse me while I

Which makes me wonder...

Nope... quick search shows vomit is too acid... shit.

 

[ayr0n]

Good news ladies, it's not just men that are capable of producing their own organic plant nutrients.

http://transalchemy.blogspot.nl/2011/01/menstrual-blood-as-plant-fertilizer.html

To prevent health risks dry it first.

Now excuse me while I

Blood meal

 

[greenghost420]

stop listening to uncle bens growing secrets....

 

[ayr0n]

Good news ladies, it's not just men that are capable of producing their own organic plant nutrients.

http://transalchemy.blogspot.nl/2011/01/menstrual-blood-as-plant-fertilizer.html

To prevent health risks dry it first.

Now excuse me while I

noticed this was one of their "tags" for the blog post:
lmao

 

[Greenhouse;save]

Wot has this world come to....."..!..

 

[Sativied]

stop listening to uncle bens growing secrets....

I may have to change my sig... I do believe semen booster methods qualify as an "advanced growing tip".