Top 3 Most Bestest Attributes

[chewberto]

Thinking...
My dick, my dick, and my dick.

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Thinking...
My dick, my dick, and my dick.

You apparently sport some sorta crazy porn penis?

 

[Yessica...]

I'm kind to strangers;

Butterflies like me;

I have a lazy eye that isn't GOOGLIE, so I'm clinically awkward but still kinda cute...

 

[Hookabelly]

I'm kind to strangers;

Butterflies like me;

I have a lazy eye that isn't GOOGLIE, so I'm clinically awkward but still kinda cute...

Aaaaaand you are an expert at zombie makeup

 

[Yessica...]

Aaaaaand you are an expert at zombie makeup

Ok...that would be number 4! hahaha

Duck face zombie - less douchie with all the make-up, but still a douchie face...


Or maybe this is the Doe-face?

 

[Hookabelly]

Yeppers. That's my girl

 

[Yessica...]

Yeppers. That's my girl

I'll do it next time, and take a vid or something for ya. I don't know how to time-lapse or anything, but it's really not very hard.

I have SHIT vision and I manage to do it - if you had TWO good eyes...imagine the possibilities...

 

[Hookabelly]

Well, I'm severely myopic so….

Yes, post a short vid. or at least 5 step by step pics.

 

[Yessica...]

Well, I'm severely myopic so….

Yes, post a short vid. or at least 5 step by step pics.

It'll be closer to Halloween. Or if my buds start raising money for the next instalment of "Nowadays". The coolest Northern Canada based zombie comic in the friggin wooooorld!


I just leant them my likeness...

And they were kind enough to make my tat's huuuuuuge. hahaha

 

[Yessica...]

Well, I'm severely myopic so….

Yes, post a short vid. or at least 5 step by step pics.

Nearsighted is fine - you just put the mirror real close-like to yer FACE!

 

[Sativied]

Fastest
Claws always out
Can still purr

 

[The Outdoorsman]

I'm kind to strangers;

Butterflies like me;

I have a lazy eye that isn't GOOGLIE, so I'm clinically awkward but still kinda cute...

Butterflies like me lol, that's cute.
Turtles like me, this is Chris Bosh.

Actually they don't he looks grumpy. I was stoned and had a camera, and saw a turtle, next to some daisies. It was picture perfect

 

[Yessica...]

Butterflies like me lol, that's cute.
Turtles like me, this is Chris Bosh.
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Actually they don't he looks grumpy. I was stoned and had a camera, and saw a turtle, next to some daisies. It was picture perfect

 

[Yessica...]

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This leads me to believe that butterflies are attracted to the smell of cigarettes and the slow seep of alcohol out of the skin...

Either that - or I was a butterfly in a previous life, OR the next one!

I'm just like BRAM...I will never walk again....but I will FLY!!!

(except I can TOTES walk - I just bump into things a lot....hmmmmm....kinda like a butterfly)

 

[Milovan]

out of shape
broke
dumb

If those are your "best" I couldn't imagine what would be your "worst" attributes.

 

[MightyMike530]

Ok...that would be number 4! hahaha

Duck face zombie - less douchie with all the make-up, but still a douchie face...
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Or maybe this is the Doe-face?

how many times has this chick had her nose broken?

 

[Milovan]

Sex
Calling people out on their B.S.
Never bored and/or boring

 

[Commander Strax]

If those are your "best" I couldn't imagine what would be your "worst" attributes.

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[mr sunshine]

Butterflies like me lol, that's cute.
Turtles like me, this is Chris Bosh.
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Actually they don't he looks grumpy. I was stoned and had a camera, and saw a turtle, next to some daisies. It was picture perfect

Lmao Chris bosh!!

 

[Yessica...]

how many times has this chick had her nose broken?

ONCE!

First time I ever played catch...true story...

Reconstructive surgery...and now I'm decent. And will never play catch again without a hockey mask on (goalie mask).

Thanks for asking! I'm startin to LIKE you!!!!!