Top 3 Most Bestest Attributes

[2rollingstoned]

• I have vast musical knowledge and consider myself a musical historian by this point.
• I am an excellent cook and do so every day.
• I am a very good dancer.

 

[MightyMike530]

• I have vast musical knowledge and consider myself a musical historian by this point.
• I am an excellent cook and do so every day.
• I am a very good dancer.

also, very proficient in the use of bullets!

 

[Metasynth]

I can pee with an erection.
I can pee standing up.
I can pee sitting down.

 

[mr sunshine]

• I have vast musical knowledge and consider myself a musical historian by this point.
• I am an excellent cook and do so every day.
• I am a very good dancer.

Are You The Only One That Considers Yourself As A Musical Historian?

 

[Singlemalt]

I can cook exceptionally well
Dry sense of humor
Don't kill people anymore

 

[Hookabelly]

I can cook exceptionally well
Dry sense of humor
Don't kill people anymore

Whatcha gonna cook for me? It's too hot to cook today.

 

[Metasynth]

Whatcha gonna cook for me? It's too hot to cook today.

 

[Pinworm]

o_0 !!!

 

[Metasynth]

I makesies foods for the monies.

 

[dr.gonzo1]

I can cook exceptionally well
Dry sense of humor
Don't kill people anymore

You used to kill.people? Don't know why but never thought you were ex forces. Don't know why but I'm.suprised.

Eh, and as far as attributes go.......I honestly don't know. I'm pretty kind, caring and empathic but that sucks ballls. I'm.working towards being more driven, determined and focused this year.

 

[Singlemalt]

Whatcha gonna cook for me? It's too hot to cook today.

 

[vostok]

i'm brutally honest
i grow top shelf bud
and i look great naked

now you go

I don't know Honest
I don't grow any drugs
whats naked?

Oh yeah here's the card on my wrist
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
......................................................Oh yeah here's the card on my wrist

I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
.....................................................I forget why
(repeat)

 

[Singlemalt]

You used to kill.people? Don't know why but never thought you were ex forces. Don't know why but I'm.suprised.

Eh, and as far as attributes go.......I honestly don't know. I'm pretty kind, caring and empathic but that sucks ballls. I'm.working towards being more driven, determined and focused this year.

I carry it well?

 

[CC Dobbs]

I am the Messaih.

I have a very high mass/weight ration.

Dogs adore me.

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Dogs adore me.

Dogs adore drinking toilet water. Not a hard audience tbf.

 

[CC Dobbs]

Dogs adore drinking toilet water. Not a hard audience tbf.

Sir it is past time for you to place your sad little dick into your mouth, firmly.

The Messiah

 

[Singlemalt]

What ya been up to Doc? (note how I slipped in Bugs Bunny). All doing well in Britannia?

 

[Singlemalt]

I makesies foods for the monies.

I'd pay for that!

 

[Hookabelly]

….HOLY SHIT…….

Is that pastrami, steak, or prosuitto? (yes to all 3 BTW) what time's dinner? I'll bring BB pie… Just made an awesome one:

 

[dr.gonzo1]

What ya been up to Doc? (note how I slipped in Bugs Bunny). All doing well in Britannia?

Ha, smooth man. Yeah all good here. Commonwealth games have just ended. Went to a few events, more enjoyable than I thought.

You ok? See baldricks gonna be a dad!