Prairie doggin'..
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brendon420
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what is prairie dogging? couldnt even begin to guess
gangjababy
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I had to look that one up on the urban dictionary!
brendon420
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it about time someone started a thread about taking a shit.when life gets tough take a shit
brendon420
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and rep for the urban dictionary..good stuff
Garden Knowm
The Love Doctor
prairie doggin,
touchin cotton
turtling
touchin cotton
turtling
brendon420
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or cough, thats deadly. what a helpless feeling
Seamaiden
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HAA HA HA HA HA HAA HAAA... I'm almost crying here. I really wasn't sure what kind of responses I'd be getting if I ventured into what appeared to be virgin turd territory. 
Knowm.. turtlin.. Yeah, yeah! Achoo! Even worse.
Who wants to tell him?
Oh, and I JUST learned what buttercupping is, from a flippin' NINE YEAR OLD.
I just about died when his momma told me.
For me, prairie doggin' is an almost every damned morning occurrence. We all have our schedules, what makes us go, what keeps us from going, along with the Morning Ritual. Mine is stagger out of bed, pee. Stagger out of the bedroom in search of coffee. Stagger into the kitchen, get my cup and start preparing my cuppa. That's when the first twinge usually hits. Often, by the time the creamer hits the black, I'm prairie doggin', don't even have to have the coffee, my bowels are almost on automatic.
(Disclaimer: Unless I'm traveling. If traveling, I'm often bound up tight and don't go for a week.
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But, it doesn't end there, oh no. Because, depending on how good my dinner the night previous was, I may be in for two, three, even FOUR trips during the next hour or two.
Prairie doggin', I hate when that happens.
Knowm.. turtlin..
Yeah, yeah! Achoo! Even worse.Then you don't know what prairie doggin' is, do you? If you had yourself a couple of teenage boys or three you would.wtf?
straight over my head
Who wants to tell him?
Oh, and I JUST learned what buttercupping is, from a flippin' NINE YEAR OLD.
I just about died when his momma told me. For me, prairie doggin' is an almost every damned morning occurrence. We all have our schedules, what makes us go, what keeps us from going, along with the Morning Ritual. Mine is stagger out of bed, pee. Stagger out of the bedroom in search of coffee. Stagger into the kitchen, get my cup and start preparing my cuppa. That's when the first twinge usually hits. Often, by the time the creamer hits the black, I'm prairie doggin', don't even have to have the coffee, my bowels are almost on automatic.
(Disclaimer: Unless I'm traveling. If traveling, I'm often bound up tight and don't go for a week.
)But, it doesn't end there, oh no. Because, depending on how good my dinner the night previous was, I may be in for two, three, even FOUR trips during the next hour or two.
Prairie doggin', I hate when that happens.
hyphyjoose
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4 trips? wtf lolHAA HA HA HA HA HAA HAAA... I'm almost crying here. I really wasn't sure what kind of responses I'd be getting if I ventured into what appeared to be virgin turd territory.
Knowm.. turtlin..
Then you don't know what prairie doggin' is, do you? If you had yourself a couple of teenage boys or three you would.
Who wants to tell him?
Oh, and I JUST learned what buttercupping is, from a flippin' NINE YEAR OLD.
For me, prairie doggin' is an almost every damned morning occurrence. We all have our schedules, what makes us go, what keeps us from going, along with the Morning Ritual. Mine is stagger out of bed, pee. Stagger out of the bedroom in search of coffee. Stagger into the kitchen, get my cup and start preparing my cuppa. That's when the first twinge usually hits. Often, by the time the creamer hits the black, I'm prairie doggin', don't even have to have the coffee, my bowels are almost on automatic.
(Disclaimer: Unless I'm traveling. If traveling, I'm often bound up tight and don't go for a week.
But, it doesn't end there, oh no. Because, depending on how good my dinner the night previous was, I may be in for two, three, even FOUR trips during the next hour or two.
Prairie doggin', I hate when that happens.
i'm bulking right now(trying to gain weight) and im eating close to 4k calories a day.. i take 2 massive shits, one in the morning, one in the mid afternoon. and the best part about is, is these are the two times i have the house to my self. that is when i feel like a god among men
Pookiedough
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You people shit too much.
u forgot 'paki's toe'
DWR
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ohhhh tell me about it.... morning poo's and evening shits
best to be left alone... hahah ^^
and yeah i think i might buy a carbon filter for my bathroom 
Seamaiden
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korvette1977
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Its the roll it up stool report ..................................................
