Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

[playallnite]

"anyone can be happy" Bob Dylan

 

[chernobe]

"sir, keep you hands where i can see them and step out of the vehicle."

 

[mr.maryj]

(kingofthehill) con sais happy thanks giving hank and peggy hillllbilly

 

[Christianiadelic]

"A man is whatever room he is in" - Japanese proverb

 

[spazatak]

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”


not sure who said this but I like it : When you look back on your life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did."

 

[sir-smoke-alot]

"Did you ever have a job that you hated and worked real hard at? A long, hard day of work. Finally you get to go home, get in bed, close your eyes and immediately you wake up and realize... that the whole day at work had been a dream. It's bad enough that you sell your waking life for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free"

 

[cassinfo]

She spin on my cock and did a flip.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

"if all somebody does is eat, shit, fuck and sleep, and don't use their brain, how are they any different then dogs?"

 

[Farmer Will]

Life is what happens when you're working on your dreams.

 

[torontoke]

" the only thing that matters less than what i think....is what i want."

" it amazes me that your little tiny neck hasnt givin out yet...carrying around all that fukin knowledge!"

Things ive said to my boss while high lol

 

[AlphaPhase]

"You are who you are now, not who you used to be."

And, q - "where's the lighter?" a-" it's in your hand. '

 

[Big Perm]

Common sense is not so common.

 

[Big Perm]

Seeds are like fishing lures.
Some are made to catch fish, some are made to catch fishermen. -Big Perm

 

[Letstrip]

What damages you're "brain"is your own mind. Blockage to accept what you are seeing hearing or experiencing can cause ticks or a stutter. These are due to the self and ones thoughts beliefs and notions toward a situation or imagined there of. Psychedelics are good. It is one's recklessness with ones self that is an issue. Always fixable if they are ready to accept.

 

[Letstrip]

The message of these plants takes us on to the next stage in life. In them the Earth has implanted deep wisdom, in spontaneous ways, we subconsciously learn and energetic methods are learned, psychic awareness is increased and intuition, the vision joins with life and actually reveals a subtle humor in all things, a subtle loving humor which is somehow the source of all things, divine compassion.

 

[Letstrip]

"It is entirely possible that behind the perception of our senses, worlds are hidden of which we are unaware." - Albert Einstein

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

"man, imagine u collected every roach from every joint u ever smoked in one big pile"


mine would be size of mountain Everest lol

 

[N0iZ]

"Today is yesterday's tomorrow"

 

[Milovan]

It's a sick world and I'm a happy guy!



"It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you're not..."
-Kurt Cobain
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Dark Is The Way, Light Is A Place
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The Very Best Cannabis is the stuff you grow yourself.

Location be damned!

Sub


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[Milovan]

'The beautiful are never desolate
but someone always loves them.'

O she is all perfection,all that the blooming earth can send forth fair.
All that the gaudy heavens could drop down glorious.