Cookies+Weed=....Bad? HELP!

[Arcten]

Ergh okay so I did a major fuck-up.

Me and my friend were beyond stoned, like.. galaxies away (and a bit drunk)

and... well.. okay here we go

WE TOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO MIX COOKIES WITH WEED THEN SMOKE IT ALL

Okay?! .. Anyways, the cookies are all crumbles (in little pieces) and so is the grinded weed..

How do I filter it out? It's like 7 grams in 5 cookies that's in crumbles

I've tried doing it by hand, takes waaaay too long time

So any good stoner-ideas on how to filter out the weed from the cookie crumbles?

Thanks in advance

 

[iconoclast]

You'll never effectively filter it out, just eat all of it.

 

[GSTATUS]

Why did u want to smoke cookies..

 

[texasjack]

Yeah, you fucked up. It only works with girl scout cookies

 

[sunni]

hahahaha omg like how old are you

 

[KLITE]

LOOOOL huge amounts of respect.

As a kid i once couldnt be fucked rolling anymore so i just started munching on the buds, my friends noticed and we ate about half an ounce between the 3 of us.

 

[Yessica...]

You gotta eat 'em, that's your only choice.

Not sure how much you eat the weeds, but 1/2 a gram at a time should be ok so your mind does't come undone.

In case you are terrible at math - put your cookie/ weed pile into 14 little piles. You could try for 0.25 a gram at a time, in which case you need 28 piles.

Very weird that you were trying to smoke cookies, but maybe you are just a wee bit young. I distinctly remember snorting pixie sticks when I was 15.

Kids do the darndest things....

 

[AltarNation]

Even excusing the basic premise's absurdity... you mixed an entire quarter with crumbled cookies to try something that would take literally one bowlful to test? Are you fucking retarded or just fucking with us?

 

[Hookabelly]

Even excusing the basic premise's absurdity... you mixed an entire quarter with crumbled cookies to try something that would take literally one bowlful to test? Are you fucking retarded or just fucking with us?

My question exactly