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curious old fart

curious old fart

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> You're An EXTREME Redneck When...
>
> 1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
> of her kids.
> 2 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
> much gas is in it.
>
> 3 You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
> 4 You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
>
> 5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
> 6 Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
>
> 7 You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
> 8 Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
>
> 9 Your junior prom offered day care.
> 10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are
> 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '
>
> 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
> its wheels.
> 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
>
> 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
> 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>
> 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at
> the House of Tattoos.
> 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
>
> 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
>
> NOW Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY

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Dirty Harry

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The Outdoorsman said:
Looks like daddy long legs. Is so they are harmless. Fangs are to small to bite you. More beneficial than anything. Cool pic.
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I remember playing with daddy long legs when I was a kid. One or two, not a problem....that many? Time to bring out the napalm. My issue with spiders is in how they move and how fast they can move. I have seen some military DARPA prototype robots that look and move like giant spiders, and they are fast.
 
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