Making Money

[ClaytonBigsby]

So, shit is getting tight. I need to figure out how to make some cheddar. Let's pool our ideas, like I look for day jobs on craigslist that require a truck because they pay better than you just showing up. I go to the trucks for sale and find one to test drive over to the first person's place, make my skriz and return the truck to the second guy, no gas costs either, and if I have an accident, I just bail.

I don;t care how small the idea, like reusing condoms. Serously, those little bastards can hold a gallon of water, you think they aren;t strong enough to resue? It's the condom companies that want you to think you can't, so they can make more money.

Go

 

[Rico Dynamite]

So, shit is getting tight. I need to figure out how to make some cheddar. Let's pool our ideas, like I look for day jobs on craigslist that require a truck because they pay better than you just showing up. I go to the trucks for sale and find one to test drive over to the first person's place, make my skriz and return the truck to the second guy, no gas costs either, and if I have an accident, I just bail.

I don;t care how small the idea, like reusing condoms. Serously, those little bastards can hold a gallon of water, you think they aren;t strong enough to resue? It's the condom companies that want you to think you can't, so they can make more money.

Go

Um, you came up with your money maker, condom cleaning and re lube.

 

[pinkjackyle]

just be a thief your ashy ass could hide in the gravel driveway . be all chameleon and stealth like

 

[giggles26]

My cousin Pedro needs help smuggling "merchandise" across the border..,,

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

My cousin Pedro needs help smuggling "merchandise" across the border..,,

Smart, Gigs, smart. I could "test drive" a van an if we get popped, I just run off yelling "no hablo Englais" like the rest of them.

Good shit, Kemo

 

[Rico Dynamite]

Smart, Gigs, smart. I could "test drive" a van an if we get popped, I just run off yelling "no hablo Englais" like the rest of them.

Good shit, Kemo

His sister needs help making tortillas too.

 

[greenlikemoney]

You kinda look like a coyote and I hear those human smugglers make cash to die for....just sayin'.

 

[charface]

Ive always been a fan of dognapping then looking for reward signs.
anything not claimed could be sold in bulk overseas.

 

[greenlikemoney]

I almost dozed off just reading the word dognapping, you might have something there charface.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Ive always been a fan of dognapping then looking for reward signs.
anything not claimed could be sold in bulk overseas.

I did that shit in my neighborhood when I was 10-12. Good shit. Mom was kind of annoyed, but she didn't really support me in anything.

 

[neosapien]

When I'm really hurting I usually go to the cementary and find some nice flowers people left, then sell them to motorists at the red lights.

 

[Rico Dynamite]

When I'm really hurting I usually go to the cementary and find some nice flowers people left, then sell them to motorists at the red lights.

People leave candles and money at crime scenes also. Just sayin

 

[charface]

Road side kiosk.
sell toilet paper stolen from gas stations n honeypots.
Condiments, salt n pepper shakers.
pizza hut glasses, you know the usual.
also offer healings for a minimal fee.

I think personal growth coach is the end all be all.
no schooling required and they charge out the ass.
Good stuff.
you would be a natural.

Use me as a refrence if you like.

You can then turn all of your other side busines over to others for a percentage.
Hopefuly they dont accidentally dissapear right before payday as that would be a shame.

 

[Garden Boss]

There is always money in the banana stand.

 

[charface]

After a year of the side business buy a pressure washer n stolen truck.
Clean papers of course.
play your cards right and you could have a fleet of trucks in no time and with the right muscle several local monopalies.
Not a good speller but I know how to think my words just fine

 

[Sativied]

I don;t care how small the idea, like reusing condoms. Seriously, those little bastards can hold a gallon of water, you think they aren;t strong enough to reuse?

It may not make you money but perhaps save you some:

You can use a condom three times, as in reuse it twice.

One time normally,

The second time inside-out,

And the third time, as chewing gum.

I hope this helps.

 

[Rico Dynamite]

set up rub and tug tents at golf outings

 

[Rico Dynamite]

It may not make you money but perhaps save you some:

You can use a condom three times, as in reuse it twice.

One time normally,

The second time inside-out,

And the third time, as chewing gum.

I hope this helps.

 

[Rico Dynamite]

 

[charface]

Sell sperm to old dudes.
no questions asked.
kill the swimmers first so they cant use it to knock some bitch up n sue you for support.