Random Jibber Jabber Thread

thump easy

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The days right before you get out take forever but the air and trees n shit are amazing
I stop counting after being extradited t
Transcore pic me up took me to az cultivation charge in 1992 I did a few more but I jumped out the plain I us to sit n watch the do it I sead wen I get out I'm jumping out those plains man that sux it's tru but a waist of time I got a few funny stories though lots of scraps too.. Ow ya one day I hear my azee number xxxxxxxx roll it up I couldn't believe it... I was shocked!! Lolz roll it up what a trip I was so happy n shocked Roll it up
 

charface

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I actually teared up when I was released. Met some folk. But my months was at some camp....like in napa county . Came home with a tan and a lizard. Rode the Bart home with a lizard I caught at camp on my shoulder. The whole way! People loom at me likeI was "Triple Minded" or some shit
I cried when the first night facing 20.
Didn't work out that way thank god but I was crushed when that gate shut
 

charface

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Podcasts motherfuckers.

Here are some good ones
tellem Steve Dave.

Chris Titus

Gilbert Gottfried amazing colloidal podcast.

Higherside chats

Penn's Sunday school.
Penn of penn n teller that is

Edumication

S modcast

Clyde Lewis ground zero

Cognitive dissonance

Darkness radio

Alright now you go.
Go!!!
 

Granny weed

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I think she's been "impressed" a brazillian times in the last 12 years. Kind of why I am asking about foreplay protocol at this point in our marriage. A few months ago we were watching some show with some scantily clad women that turned me on. I just rolled her over, pushed her face in the pillow and took it. She was mad for a while, but what's she going to do at this point?

and hi Granny!!! I hope all is well for you and your family!!
Wait until you've been married thirty odd years, foreplay goes out the window you just have to get on with it before you both fall asleep(: And me and mine are good thank you, I hope you and yours are well its good to hear from you are a one I'm missed you posts they make me smile xx
 

charface

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Alright fucksticks wake up.
uncle Charlie winter sleeping habits have kicked in.
Long story short.
I rarely use any drug other than as prescribed.
Anyhow my system is super clean. 2 beers and 2 shots
1 pipe hit of my special reserve 90/10 indicates.
Fucking shit taste like hash.
deeeeeelish.
anyway who wants to fuck or fight.
just kidding.
I'm sober
oh yeah as prescribed is kingpin

Never fuck around with mixing.
it can feel awesome right before you fade dreaming off to sleep and the next everyone is in shock and yer Mon is screaming
"Not my Richie"!!!

Edited because I forgot some stuff.
 

charface

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Also.
Songs without words are meaningless.
so read these lyrics.
listen to the video.
this dude was going through life n death shit which inspired his lyrics.
now you watch n listen and reflect on your stupid life.

Then listen to this whole album because although not mainstream it is amazing.

Now get off my lawn!!!
 

charface

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And what about pinny
what did you get a second job?
I will mouth wrestle you right now.
loser shaves his head.
coal miners glove match.
or a ladder match.

You were rude to me in our first meeting.
I mustered the self control not to give you a verbal tounglashing as
I felt it the wisest strategy.
it worked.
we instantly fell in love.
I think I have also seen your dick
consequently I believe your best asset.
I often contemplate if more url life friends knew this about you
it could only further your already
pinny like stature.
I hope this letter finds you in good health
alalomom-assalako
 

charface

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I shall not apologize for your lack of candor so your shit storm looms over your own heads.
for this moment has been replayed infinite times in a still expanding multiverse
welcome botched.
I hope this not spam and more a historical retrospect
 

charface

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I know this shit aint cool but that's some bad ass modules yo.
(Read in voice of hep jazz cat.)
Honestly this is an inspiring tune.
it thought a generation they spitting on a goldminebaby
 
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