Winter flu? Cold? Snuffles? Growan's got a cure for you.

Growan

Growan

Well-Known Member
dr.gonzo1 said:
Well you seem to have nailed this whole apothecary thing.

I would say go for it. Worked out well for the mccanns after all.
Click to expand...
I do feel i have a healers touch. It seems to come naturally to me.

I think i may expand my therapy menu to include acupuncture....
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

Well-Known Member
Growan said:
Bumping this thread, as I've been feeling a bit of a gruff old Billy Goat, and this shit works every time.

If you're feeling under the weather, give it a shot. You'll either be cured or beyond caring in no time. :)
Click to expand...
I got a custard maker for Xmas. Unfortunately, it is in my sinuses. I tried your cure with limited success but I lack the key ingredient.

Thanks though.
 
Eltomcat

Eltomcat

Well-Known Member
Now a remedy for the stomach bug going around. Haven't ate all year.. Good diet though down to 130..
 
budlover13

budlover13

King Tut
Growan said:
Well, I've got the lurgy. Snot, throat, misery. Lucky I have a silver bullet.

You will need:

Honey
Whisky
Fresh chillies
Lemon juice

Job number one. Set yourself up a wee ban Marie and put some honey in it.
View attachment 3304600
Lovely. All melty.

Chillie time! Chop up some chillies, as many as you think you can handle. Be bold.
View attachment 3304601
Righty ho. Fire those chillies into the melty honey and add a good dose of lemon juice. If you come from the right sort of place, you'll have lemons growing in your hedges. Not here, so I use bottled shit.
View attachment 3304615
Still with me? Good for you!
What next then? Fresh lemons if you have em. Not really needed but makes for a more authentic brew.View attachment 3304653
Let's let this simmer for a while and see if there's anything extra we can add...

Shit on me!

View attachment 3304663
If you have parents like mine, they stockpile pharmaceuticals like the the end of the world is coming. Bonus.
What have we got in here? Fanny rash cream. Mm. No good. Codein, tramadol? Yeah. Now we're cooking.
View attachment 3304675
OK. So we're at a crossroads now. You could grind up a few tabs and add them to the mix...
View attachment 3304679
Nah, fuck it. Up the nose works quicker

Best thing to do now is fuck eveything you got mixed up into a glass with some hot water and whisky. And drink it. Before the pills take hold.
Click to expand...
Done the honey whiskey lemon thing. Never thought of adding chilies to clear the sinuses. Going to next time though. Can't make it taste worse lol.
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

Well-Known Member
150mg of tram = 20mg of hydrocodone or 200mg codeine
with similar effect, tram longest half life

i would take this orally for any body ache not insufflate. snorting cayenne pepper has worked well for people but i wouldnt do it
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

Well-Known Member
@Growan Couldn't remember the title of your thread, but wanted to know how your wife is doing after the car accident. Hope all is going well for her. :-)

PS I have a lingering cold, but truthfully afraid to try this. I have all but the meds. Something tells me THAT's the crucial part :-) Oh and @Pinworm: Sting ring shall be my user name on a new forum I've joined LOL.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top