When I went to jail.

TwistItUp

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When I went to jail for some reason I had it in my head that it was going to be more like an episode of trailer park boys where you are in jail but really just hanging out with your buddies. It was not like this. My first day there I saw a Mexican guy get kicked in the face by a woman. Then she started to stomp on him and all the other guys were like no nooo you better not hit a woman, telling him to stay down. I was just sitting there thinking whoa, this is nuts. The guards broke it up. The woman was put next to me. I made a joke and told her she was making him her bitch and then I said she should have told him to suck her dick. Then she says that's what the fight was about. I'm just like huh da fuq, I must have missed something. So I simply said, what? and she says she stormed him out because he wouldn't suck her dick. That's when I realized this was a tranny. Next thing I know she asks me if I want to suck her dick. Now I'm like no Nooo What do I say, thinking damn it I just saw her stomp this other guy out and everyone else laughed and said you better not fight back and now shes asking me to suck her dick and she just stomped this guy because he wouldn't suck her dick. What do I do now. I'm trying to think quick, I don't want to suck a tranny dick in jail but I don't want to get stomped out in front of everyone either. (Where is the squirrel master when you need him.) So I avoid saying yes and agreeing to suck a dick in jail and I avoid getting stomped out by saying no. Instead I tell her to suck her own dick. "Why don't you suck your own dick, you probably have more experience than me anyway." This was a risky maneuver trying to avoid confrontation. But it worked ;D
The tranny burst into laughter, then I laughed a little too and everything was cool.
I guess her nick name was Tulip. She serviced that guys unit with her tool lips and he didn't return the flavor so the fight was on.


 
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dr.gonzo1

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TwistItUp said:
When I went to jail for some reason I had it in my head that it was going to be more like an episode of trailer park boys where you are in jail but really just hanging out with your buddies. It was not like this. My first day there I saw a Mexican guy get kicked in the face by a woman. Then she started to stomp on him and all the other guys were like no nooo you better not hit a woman, telling him to stay down. I was just sitting there thinking whoa, this is nuts. The guards broke it up. The woman was put next to me. I made a joke and told her she was making him her bitch and then I said she should have told him to suck her dick. Then she says that's what the fight was about. I'm just like huh da fuq, I must have missed something. So I simply said, what? and she says she stormed him out because he wouldn't suck her dick. That's when I realized this was a tranny. Next thing I know she asks me if I want to suck her dick. Now I'm like no Nooo What do I say, thinking damn it I just saw her stomp this other guy out and everyone else laughed and said you better not fight back and now shes asking me to suck her dick and she just stomped this guy because he wouldn't suck her dick. What do I do now. I'm trying to think quick, I don't want to suck a tranny dick in jail but I don't want to get stomped out in front of everyone either. (Where is the squirrel master when you need him.) So I avoid saying yes and agreeing to suck a dick in jail and I avoid getting stomped out by saying no. Instead I tell her to suck her own dick. "Why don't you suck your own dick, you probably have more experience than me anyway." This was a risky maneuver trying to avoid confrontation. But it worked ;D
The tranny burst into laughter, then I laughed a little too and everything was cool.
I guess her nick name was Tulip. She serviced that guys unit with her tool lips and he didn't return the flavor so the fight was on.


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Great story, anymore?
 
TwistItUp

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No, instead I convinced a tranny to suck her own dick, or at least I convinced her to try anyway.
Till Tulip hooked up with Bubble Butt who later earned the nick name BB, meaning butt buddy.
I guess they had some kind of deal worked out Tool lips for BB sessions.
 
TwistItUp

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mr sunshine said:
Why do u guys have to be incarcerated to sexually express yourselves. . Live a little and suck a dick already. . If you like salty slimy food you'll love dick!
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I never wanted to go down on anyone, cunnilingus, or fellatio.
I would be the worst candidate to go down on someone.
I know this because although it is true I love salty slimy food such as Velveeta toppers, and I could eat a whole pouch of straight cheese.
I have a large amount of facial hair and I have gotten some of it in my mouth before and puked everywhere when I started to gag.
Even when I am watching porn, I'm like wtf why is she licking the balls. hahaha.
 
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