The UK Growers Thread!

[rasclot]

Psychosis is much better than exo i reckon

 

[UncleBuck]

Morning lads...reminder Irish .
illiterate is more to do with reading ( also writing but I'd refer that as grammatical errors) more so than spelling...I'm assuming you're referring to grammatical errors
if so you're pretty thick yourself buttercup, obvious ones being English* n not starting sentence with capitalsnor do you use full stops n what not but hey its a cannabis forum only a moron incorrectly points this shit out.

are you saying cannabis makes people idiots or something?

because i smoke that stuff all the time and still retain my ability to spell words correctly and whatnot.

i think it may just be the case that there are some prize retards here, cannabis use or not.

 

[UncleBuck]

yeah its hideous not nice for children to watch homos out and about, but fuk me my new bank manager is an African with a thick west African accent couldn't understand a fukin word gonna change to Santander or somewhere where I wont get thrown in a pot and cooked if I ask for an overdraft

since when do superior white folks run into fucking bank overdrafts?

i just don't see the compatibility between being a superior race and being unable to keep enough cash in the bank to cover your purchases of pop tarts and meth.

 

[UncleBuck]

Alan Turing was a computer scientist who helped break the Germans enigma code. In what way is that related to creationism? Are you confused again?

or is he just continuously confused?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Alan Turing was a computer scientist who helped break the Germans enigma code.

Actually @dr.gonzo1 , Alan Turing played no part whatsoever in breaking Enigma.

The Enigma was hacked by Polish mathematician Marian Rejewski in early 1933 (unofficially 1932).

The poles had been cracking Enigma codes for over 6 years before they passed the book to Bletchley Park for greater productivity on July 25th 1939 because of an increasingly difficult political position within Poland and an invasion being imminent.

 

[zeddd]

Alan Turing was a computer scientist who helped break the Germans enigma code. In what way is that related to creationism? Are you confused again?

you fool you don't understand the significance of his work....do ya lol, his work with chemical reaction diffusion systems implies the universe is an open system and was not created in a big bang, it also obviates quantum theory as subatomic particles are viewed as Turing waves which spontaneously form from an ether when the pre existing conditions allow it...straight outta Compton mf...
Subquantum Kinetics, a physics methodology that applies general systems theoretic concepts to the field of microphysics has gained the status of being a viable unified field theory. Earlier publications of this theory had proposed that a subatomic particle should consist of an electrostatic field that has the form of a radial Turing wave pattern whose form is maintained through the ongoing activity of a nonlinear reaction-diffusion medium that fills all space. This subatomic Turing wave prediction now finds confirmation in recent nucleon scattering form factor data which show that the nucleon core has a Gaussian charge density distribution with a peripheral periodicity whose wavelength approximates the particle’s Compton wavelength and which declines in amplitude with increasing radial distance. The subquantum kinetics explanation for the origin of charge correctly anticipates the observation that the proton’s charge density wave pattern is positively biased while the neutron’s is not. The phenomenon of beta decay is interpreted as the onset of a secondary bifurcation leading from the uncharged neutron solution to the charged proton solution. The Turing wave dissipative structure prediction is able to account in a unitary fashion for nuclear binding, particle diffraction, and electron orbital quantization. The wave packet model is shown to be fundamentally flawed implying that quantum mechanics does not realistically represent the microphysical world. This new conception points to the possible existence of orbital energy states below the Balmer ground state whose transitions may be tapped as a new source of energy.
so a puff but a clever one, stop watching movies cunt they lie.

 

[zeddd]

vaping some nice early picked lemon, baz mate iused it from 5 weeks flower and this plants had 4 applications of 6ml per l, cheapest is on flea bay at 19 qwid per l, it goes a lot further than they say imo and the vape bag is whiter than usual indicating more resin and im more stoned off it....think it works tbh and ive ordered more

 

[R3l@X]

I'm calling you an idiot.

 

[Lambo...]

#TERPINATOR Zedd Irish Rolex Wisdom Hydro and Ghetto etc I wrote an article for a magazine regards the terpene experiment I did last year. My writings a bit crap but you might like it. I mised the first few paragraphs out cos it were like reading a bible!

The decision was to try and mirror a typical plants terp contents blending D3C myc limo Cary etc with coconut fat 100/1 to emulsify the oils, as POB#20 is food grade I reckoned on it been right. My main reasons for trying it out were the Big Bud strain was fuckin rubbish! I flowered it twice and both times produced huge massive yields, minimal odour but average - low potency smoke, so I fucked it off. I have read lots about the Myc in Mango juice being drunk before a smoke, apparently helping the stone and people vaping terps before a joint etc

Personally I fucking hate terpenes, bear in mind I work in a lab full of the cunts... but there had to be something in this theory worth pursuing... So I decided to flower the mother plant but try 'pseudo' upping the poor high (no doubt due to low low THC levels in her) using the terps. The previous crop was 50% amber which seemed to be best and did get a few peeps asking for more... but the gear in general wasn't great... so on with the testing!

My Big Bud mother was in 60 litres of coco/pebbles.under a single 600 in a 1.2 x 1.2 it was a fucking proper sight and having been chopped, cropped, broken, fixed, broken, fixed again and sat in a mega wide tub 6 months the fucker looked like Augustus Gloop!

I fed the liquid at a constant 1 ml/l. 0.1% from pure stock at every hand watering and looked grand, in fact the oil didn't seem to affect the EC or PH stability whatsoever and the dosage showed to only push the EC from 1.2 to 1.3 then 1.5 to 1.6 and 1.8 to 2 max. PH of the liquid terpenes was 5 so adding it to the nutrients gave a PH of 5.9 BONUS!!! So thinking it was looking the bees nuts for the final phase and I am buzzin round expecting these fuckers to really start stinking... The result was the biggest fucking hermie in the entire world, very little odour and the excess oils caused the non - seeded calyx's to grow thick and spongey bit like a nigs afro... The buds were usable but needed curing in buckets and the oils really came out after a month or so of curing with the 62% hygro bags I got off the Yankee ponce on eBay.

Fuck me it stunk so bad when you opened them lids it made you a bit heady just on the smell. All in all I saw my experiment as a failure but maybe these guys really have it right? I can't start fucking around too much at work as people are gonna wonder what the fuck I'm doing lol.

I have decided to bin my plans for a big grow and just concentrate on 4 big mother fuckers under 1.2k this time but I will put an extra BF Bluey in and try the Terpinator on it with the new LED... maybe I can start my own blend and call it Terpwinator 2 lol once I see what they've done to get it so cheap... This picture is one of the lower Hermie buds which didn't mature the seeds fully and you can see the oil on the leaves. The tops looked like corn cobs, if I can find the pix I will post them! Anyway day off for the Lambo and after a bit of work in the garden of Weeden its a day on the River with Lambo junior!

 

[Lambo...]

Having a bit of problem getting these lemon to root at.the min took a few more the other day hopefully they take if not time to crack on with the Jakes dream I might crack a couple today fuck it....got a nice bit of trim to work with as well, got all me items in me eBay basket I need for extracting just need to transfer some dosh now

Let me know how you go and if you need any advice I might be able to help with the oil extracting, I haven't done any at home because our distillers are all fucking massive and shit. But theory is the same. Off Fishing now with Lambo junior....

 

[UncleBuck]

ewwww.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

did someone provoke this dicklips or did he just wander in?

 

[HydroGp]

Never left.. Like thinking you've dealt with spider mites :/

 

[R3l@X]

Nope, like always it's ok for the yanks to come over her trolling talking shit but once we do it we get banned. We stay here..why can't they stay over there?

 

[UncleBuck]

did someone provoke this dicklips or did he just wander in?

ya gotta admit, it looks a lot like cauliflower. and is being billed as a success story.

 

[UncleBuck]

We stay here..why can't they stay over there?

because we won the war.

and then saved your asses in WWII.

you're welcome for your existence!

 

[UncleBuck]

so he didn't state that he got "heady" by simply opening the jars?

sounds like he was bragging about it.

didn't he also say that had top like "corn cobs"? i only do this for a living an don't get that too often.

sorry, i'll get my fag ass out of here.

you're welcome for WWII.

 

[R3l@X]

Proof you're a moron! Please tell us how America won the war? Go on. Here I was thinking is was a number of factors one main one being Germany having to cover themselves on all fronts..heck the Russians did more for the war than America lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

if you aren't getting corn cobs regular i'd say you need a new FT job. what happened did the fat arse fall out of the treadmill market?

 

[Ghettogrower187]

Easy lads