What was the 1st time you got drunk like?

Jimdamick

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I was 12 years old, and me and 2 buddies scored a quart of blackberry brandy, and met up in this field by my house. Me, being the biggestasshole proceeded to chug almost a quarter of the bottle, like it was a quart of Coke. I had no fucking idea what I had just done. Anyways, my friends ended up leaning me by the back door of my house, rang the doorbell, and ran. My mom opened the door, I fall like a sack of potatoes, and listened while my parents discussed wither I was on heroin, or booze. Almost the last thing I remembered was a cop over me (in my kitchen) calling for an ambulance. The next thing was walking up in a hospital with an IV, and seeing my father, sitting in the corner of the room smiling at me (thinking about the beating he was going to perform on my ass, when I could walk again)
Lesson learned- fuck Blackberry brandy
 
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superloud

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It was horrible smoke weed fuck Alcohol. I like being drunk by drinking sucks. Had a half gallon of vodka between me and my friends with a3 liter of Faygo. Then after drinking that somebody brought along a bottle of Everclear. Throw up everywhere felt like shit for the next two days. That never happens smoking weed though.
 

dannyboy602

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Im not a professional drinker. Most guys have a to,erance way higher than me. But at 150lbs I cant expect to hold more than a couple beers. Alcohol isnt my drug of choice either. But dam...when i go out to shoot pool i can drink my ass off
 

Jimmyjonestoo

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I don't really remember the details of the first time but I started young. My parents were/are pretty heavy drinkers so it was pretty easy for my friends and I to sneak their booze and they never noticed. Dad always keeps a keg in the basement so no way for em to tell any was missing. Or if they had just drank it all for that matter.
 

tyler.durden

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One christmas when I was 8, all the adults in the house were drinking heavily spiked eggnog. They were all talking about how delicious it was, and they were all clearly having a great time. I decided to start stealing their drinks after they had a few sips to finish them off myself. I got to my forth one, so I must have had about 3 or 4 shots. At first I felt so euphoric and full of energy, then I started to sweat and the room started to spin. I lay back on my bed and fell asleep for the rest of the night. My mom said she was worried because she couldn't wake me up for dinner, which had never happened before. No one knew what I had done. I didn't like the experience which is why I didn't turn out to be a drinker, which is a good thing...
 

Blue Wizard

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I was 18 or 19. I had too much vodka and OJ during a Halloween party, felt like shit for most of the night then went home and puked my guts out at all hours of the morning. I had a horrible hangover the next day and I still can't drink a screwdriver, the smell makes me feel sick.
 

Jimdamick

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I don't really remember the details of the first time but I started young. My parents were/are pretty heavy drinkers so it was pretty easy for my friends and I to sneak their booze and they never noticed. Dad always keeps a keg in the basement so no way for em to tell any was missing. Or if they had just drank it all for that matter.
My Uncle Martin, God Rest His Soul, had a fridge in his pantry, in which there was always a FULL keg,(tap handle thru the door) that never ran out. Used to go there when I was 14 or so, sitting on the back porch on Sunday's when we visited, a beer in my hand with no hassles at all. ( the joint's I had to hide) Nice memories
 

Desr

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drank a bottle of MD20/20..not a flask bottle..those wine lookin bottles from like the 90s..orange jubilee..proceeded to ride my bike home to "check in" lol thats how young i was..on the way home i hit a telephone pole.face first. tore all the skin off my nose..cryin and all sorts of messy..my friends dad helped me back on my bike..fell like 5 more times over 4 blocks.. got home my mom thought i was concussed!!lmfao like from hitting my face on a pole.. no shit she gave me an aspirin and tucked me in on the couch. nose skinless and all..and she didnt know until about 10 yrs ago..before i deployed i came clean about stuff i felt bad about..lol. my friend that was with me had some apple pie earlier in the day then drank with me..puked..she STILL doesnt like apple pie. no shit.
 

Skylor

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I learned the hard way that drinking booze from a bottle in a paper bag is not a good idea.

I had over 3/4 full bottle of gin and no weed, just tobacco, I smoke the cigs, and crank out the tunes and not even an hour later, the gin was all gone and I was like oh-oh, sure enough I got so sick.

Then other time I just crack open a cold beer--16oz and like a min later a state trooper pulled up behind me. I got scared and drank it all in the next min, then the light turn yellow and I went through it and the trooper stop for the light...I should had pulled over a few blocks later and threw the stuff up but I got the heck out of there and then had a massive headache hours later.

Fuck booze
 

Jimdamick

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I was 10. Mom was spiking my coke (a cola). It was also the first time I had sex. She was pretty lit and I;m pretty sure she didn;t realize I was really awake when she got on top.

So, a two fer, really.
I was 10. Mom was spiking my coke (a cola). It was also the first time I had sex. She was pretty lit and I;m pretty sure she didn;t realize I was really awake when she got on top.

So, a two fer, really.
You are a sick fuck, and anybody that liked your disgusting post is even sicker.
 

Skylor

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Lucky weed was much easier to get when I was a teen, it was also much easier to carry. At 15 I had a moped and went across town to my friends houses, once I stole some liquor from my parents and mixed it with OJ and took off on my moped to my buddies house. On the way up there I seen the police in a parking lot and back then like every time the police seen U on a moped, they pulled U over to make sure U had a moped permit. Second the cops were out of sight I threw the bottle of OJ off the bike and sure enough the cop car pulled out and pulled me over. The stop only took a couple of mins, and off the cop went...I went back and picked up the bottle--was half gone but still enough, got over to my friends place and he had lots of weed and we ended up throwing most the OJ away..all that hassle for nothing and plus I heard about the missing booze the next weekend, lol
 
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