The UK Growers Thread!

[Mastergrow]

My first grow was in a 4ft x 4ft plywood box I built in the parents garage lol. They never knew until I got home one day from work and my da says I see you've taken up gardening lol. Shortly after that I moved it to my bedroom. My da always said you better not let ur ma find out, but fuck it it told her, she said not to be telling my da lol. For months the two knew about it but didn't think the other one did and never mentioned it too each other, was funny as fuck when I brought it up in front of the both of them lol

 

[R3l@X]

lax man i started with a fire hazard in an alcove covered with a bedsheet. no extraction/filtration nowt, with towels over the windows to keep the glare in. and I was sleeping in the same room haha fucksake looking back it's amazing I never got laid. telling birds to deal with lights on at 7 hahahah

jesus thought I was ghetto..ap nt my first grow being told is was shit by everyone in here for about the whole crop..good times

 

[R1b3n4]

lol my first grow was in a dusty flat loft, 6 NL under a 400w, no tent, fan,filter anything, just plants under a light in the loft, stunk the whole street out lmao, there wasnt even floor in the loft, just nailed a sheet of plywood to the beams n chucked everything on that lol

 

[R3l@X]

you may have a mild penicillin allergy?

if ur who I think u are u were right about my egg allergy was a small allergy to penicillin have to go to docs for ever shot for that very reason.

 

[R3l@X]

@ yorkie thanks again elementary is insane n sooo many episodes.

 

[Mastergrow]

Anyone notice that when taking cuts off the zlh, seems to be with me the bigger the cut the quicker it roots?

 

[R1b3n4]

Need to get in the cupboard tonight n lollipop the 6 in bottles....oh n i spose you cunts will want a pic as well lmao

edit: oh n ive gotta get some of the DPQ seeds started off as well

 

[R3l@X]

Thought that was In general with cuts, bigger the better? Greater energy source to fees till she roots...

 

[R3l@X]

Need to get in the cupboard tonight n lollipop the 6 in bottles....oh n i spose you cunts will want a pic as well lmao

droopyless pics pls fuck it got my phone back I'll hop up pics tonight woot woot

 

[R1b3n4]

droopyless pics pls fuck it got my phone back I'll hop up pics tonight woot woot

 

[Mastergrow]

Thought that was In general with cuts, bigger the better? Greater energy source to fees till she roots...

I dunno m8, never noticed it before but did on the lemon this time. Fuckin things seem to be takin ages. My 15 pots and a few other bits should be here tomoro, wanna get them potted up ASAP

 

[ghb]

you should have an 8x4 man, have you no room for anything bigger than what you got now?

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

My first grow was in a 4ft x 4ft plywood box I built in the parents garage lol. They never knew until I got home one day from work and my da says I see you've taken up gardening lol. Shortly after that I moved it to my bedroom. My da always said you better not let ur ma find out, but fuck it it told her, she said not to be telling my da lol. For months the two knew about it but didn't think the other one did and never mentioned it too each other, was funny as fuck when I brought it up in front of the both of them lol

I was out friday night and my pal pitched up and says he's got some on the go. his missus put the kibosh on it donkeys back. so after a bit of shop I says so how you get the missus to come round to it. turn out he hasn't he just wait for her to go to work and up into the loft the mad fucker. she'll have his nuts if she twigs

 

[ghb]

they love nothing better than being spoiled by the riches growing brings. if he can hide it for 2 months i'm sure she'll come round to it lol

be a pita growing in a loft i reckon, especially if you have an old house

 

[Mastergrow]

you should have an 8x4 man, have you no room for anything bigger than what you got now?

That was years ago ghb, I've changed shit loadsa times by now. Was running a room with 2 big 9 pot wilmas and 3 600ws, but this meant I had to keep mothers and clones elsewhere. That shit all went tits up when I lost my mothers so now in that room I've a 1.5m tent and a 1m tent, one for cloning and shit and one with 1 big 9 pot in it with 2 600ws, yeilds are well down but it's easier

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

he's a stay at yem dad so it's not so bad but the bairns getting older and soon as he's into everything he can;t exactly be up in the loft with the girls for ages at a time lol. unless he's got the nipper caged hahah he's 7 weeks this week. his missus is like mine doesn't do any drugs and our mutual besty got pinched for it a few year back so it's all a bit stressful for her. not to mention her jobs gov one lol. I told him he best not get pinched.

 

[ghb]

That was years ago ghb, I've changed shit loadsa times by now. Was running a room with 2 big 9 pot wilmas and 3 600ws, but this meant I had to keep mothers and clones elsewhere. That shit all went tits up when I lost my mothers so now in that room I've a 1.5m tent and a 1m tent, one for cloning and shit and one with 1 big 9 pot in it with 2 600ws, yeilds are well down but it's easier

fair play, dunno why i thought you only had a 4x4 and 1x600 lol

getting clones is the biggest bitch isnt it? if you don't have a reliable source you may as well not grow, for money related purposes anyway. what sort of hoods do you use to spread light in that size tent, it's a bit of a funny shape for only two lights

he's a stay at yem dad so it's not so bad but the bairns getting older and soon as he's into everything he can;t exactly be up in the loft with the girls for ages at a time lol. unless he's got the nipper caged hahah he's 7 weeks this week. his missus is like mine doesn't do any drugs and our mutual besty got pinched for it a few year back so it's all a bit stressful for her. not to mention her jobs gov one lol. I told him he best not get pinched.

so long as he is safe, that's all that matters, these kids don't feed themselves lol

my mrs has literally only recently came round to the fact that growing weed is the done thing, only cause all her mates fellas are doing it too. the whole fucking country is at it!

 

[R1b3n4]

@the irsih lads, drugs are legal in ireland til thursday lol

http://www.thejournal.ie/tds-emergency-laws-drugs-1983239-Mar2015/

 

[Mastergrow]

he's a stay at yem dad so it's not so bad but the bairns getting older and soon as he's into everything he can;t exactly be up in the loft with the girls for ages at a time lol. unless he's got the nipper caged hahah he's 7 weeks this week. his missus is like mine doesn't do any drugs and our mutual besty got pinched for it a few year back so it's all a bit stressful for her. not to mention her jobs gov one lol. I told him he best not get pinched.

At some point she'll twig on, no chance he'll get away with it for loadsa grows. To not get caught he'd have to stop and while he's gettin away with it that won't happen so she'll twig eventually.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

aye that's it long as he's safe n all that eh. think she was on to him about the dollars he was lashing for it anyway. she's not daft she'll suss him straight off when he's not spending on gear and got loads haha