I got robbed!!

tytheguy111

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someone broke into my friends house

i found out it was the crack heads that lived across from him a few years ago i saw his (my friend) camo tarp that was burned in the middle from welding over it and a box with coins from his grandfather

knocked on there neighbor's door then asked about that tarp "oh yeah thats my girfriends dad's

then i talk about the coins "oh yeah ive been collecting since i was 6" me : "oh wow can i take a look" them: "naw hahaha not now im on the phone with my dad" (after he talked with me for 15 mins)

that night his dad paid me a OZ and 250 bucks to rob the fucks that robbed him and me kinda (a few games and my guitar)

busted the door ordered for them to go into the corner tied him up n took all the stolen property that was on the list

then i left them tied up listening to the jewelry shopping channel lmao

reckon you could say they wernt the only ones that were getting stolen from

cuz that channel had some killer deals hahahahaha
 

Singlemalt

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someone broke into my friends house

i found out it was the crack heads that lived across from him a few years ago i saw his (my friend) camo tarp that was burned in the middle from welding over it and a box with coins from his grandfather

knocked on there neighbor's door then asked about that tarp "oh yeah thats my girfriends dad's

then i talk about the coins "oh yeah ive been collecting since i was 6" me : "oh wow can i take a look" them: "naw hahaha not now im on the phone with my dad" (after he talked with me for 15 mins)

that night his dad paid me a OZ and 250 bucks to rob the fucks that robbed him and me kinda (a few games and my guitar)

busted the door ordered for them to go into the corner tied him up n took all the stolen property that was on the list

then i left them tied up listening to the jewelry shopping channel lmao

reckon you could say they wernt the only ones that were getting stolen from

cuz that channel had some killer deals hahahahaha
Jewelry Channel. Nice touch. 3-6 : concept-execution
 

tytheguy111

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Not too shabby of a robbery good sir in Spain. I wish u good safety.

I had my 49ccbike stolen from my Fucking back door in a minimal metal fenced community. I was awake saw them called cops they didn't do shit and accused me of having drug money related issues and asked if I was high. I'm not kidding

I took a pic some days later come to find out it is my neighbor. Cops didn't do shit on a follow up

My bike was dumped on a trail and ignition was popped and the Colorado Springs police wanted me to pay several hundred to obtain my own vehicle back and pay a late fee because the mail to inform of the impounded bike came days late, USPS fault

Shit happened on my b day too. Lost my girlfriend of since high school a day after.


I still think about it till this day.

It got worse. Decided to pack up bags and move despite having renewed an apartment lease for 12 months thus needing to pay several hundred... plus our new car at that time was almost broken into. I was awake that night too.

I AM DOOM. YOU WILL RECOGNIZE ME AS WORLD LEADER



man u shoulda whooped there ass or shot them

been better then losing all that money n shit
 

mainliner

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fuckin ty what ya like mister ha ;)


"""busted the door ordered for them to go into the corner tied him up n took all the stolen property that was on the list or ordered a pizza took my shoes off picked my nose then lmfao i turned the tv on ... Ha thatll teach em right lol don't mess with the hicksta man !! """"

fuckin ty ;)

$$
 

Iloveskywalkerog

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its a fucker getting things robbed , my mum got her £500 hand bag robbed on the street in daylight ....... Tosser got £50 for his gear and probly didn't know it was worth much more monies ......... I got punched on the nose once drunk<<<< just thought id tell you that for no god damn reason:) and i know someone who got his dog nicked !! There's gang of hoddies running around London towns and inner citys robbing people althe time!! Swipe your dollar good and quick;)
someone stole a paddling pool right from under their nose.......WHILE THEY WAS IN IT!!

unbelievable
A paddle pool got stolen when someone was in it ROFL !!!
 

Iloveskywalkerog

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[QUI can Imagine it one.minute you're swimming next minute your ass is scraping on the grass or concrete, im sorry but that's too funny why would someone steal a paddle pool like that. Running down the street with a paddle pool in your hand only place I been to alot of ghettos never have I heard of someone getting thier paddle pool stolen while they were in it. Of course yes I heard of people getting them stolen while they weren't in it, But never when they were in it.LMAO
this is true
 

mainliner

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[QUI can Imagine it one.minute you're swimming next minute your ass is scraping on the grass or concrete, im sorry but that's too funny why would someone steal a paddle pool like that. Running down the street with a paddle pool in your hand only place I been to alot of ghettos never have I heard of someone getting thier paddle pool stolen while they were in it. Of course yes I heard of people getting them stolen while they weren't in it, But never when they were in it.LMAO
yep right while they was in it ..... Swimming !!
 

mainliner

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@lloveskywalkerog
@111tytheguy

hows your offshore $$$$ account going ....... Or some sort of cash flow gansta account ..... If you know what i mean ;)



im going to bed ..... Bless the $$$$ ;)
 

whitebb2727

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I have had hunting dogs stolen.

I went out to start my truck one morning.
Pop! Pop! Crack! Ka-pop! Wtf?

I get out and look and someone cut both catalytic converters off. Damn meth heads. Got so bad they passed a new state law you couldn't scrap them unless you showed a receipt for replacing them.
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
After being here for nearly a decade, it was finally my turn to get robbed. I've never been pickpocketed but nearly all of my friends have.

I decided to get up early (9:30am) because I was helping my disreputable friend move house. Due to my smoking and driving policy I requested that we started early.

I went to my bike to get to hers in good time and it had vanished! It just wasn't there! I knew I was looking in the right place because I parked the car right in front of it when I returned from shopping yesterday. I would've paid someone to take a picture of my face, I was shocked!

I saw the neighbours and asked them. This was strange because I'd seen it at midnight and now it was gone?! I've had it for over 3 years and it only cost me a few hundred euros.

The law here in Spain regarding bike insurance is that you can't get theft cover on a 49cc so you never get an expensive one, just in case.

I called my friend to inform her that I wasn't coming and proceeded with getting docs together to call the police and the tow truck dept. Neither had it. I had to report it in case it was used in a crime.

It's really hilly where I live, there are even outdoor escalators so this made me wonder. I couldn't start it with the ignition the other day and didn't move it before midnight because of my new trainers. I would've had to kick start it and maybe get dirty.

My non theft cover insurance runs out in 3 days and costs about the same as the bike so I start to see the bright side about not paying another years insurance for nothing etc. I'd also not replaced the mirror, recovered the seat or straightened the front wheel steering.

How did they take it if they couldn't hot wire it? My friend suggested that they picked it up in a van but I dismissed this because it didn't have enough value for a prof job. I suspected kids had taken it, broken the steering lock and may the ignition barrel and then pushed /kicked it.

I asked a bin cleaning man in the street if he'd seen it and he hadn't. My bf and I walked downhill around the block to have a look. When he realized I left the bike docs at home he wanted to go back. I returned after a while and found my bike 50 meters from where we were and next to some bins!! . It was propped up on its side stand (now broken) with the ignition intact!!!! I couldnt believe it! Even the steering lock works which means I probably didn't put it on! I got my bike back without too much damage!!

I want to buy a bigger bike now so that I can get theft cover. I need a new bike anyway. I had a chain but my mechanic lost it. I will get another one now. Happy ending! :)
"I'd rather be lucky than good." You are one lucky person.
 
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