How will your epitaph read?

Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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Epitaphs are usually written by family members. In the old days the undertaker and stone carver would write them. Whether they are intentionally funny or not up for debate but you'll find all kinds of epitaphs on tombstones as well as mausoleums. If you have a specific way you want to be remembered then you should write your own epitaph before you die. If you leave it up to someone else who knows what words may mark your grave for all eternity.
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I'd like mine to read:
"Kiss my motherfucking ass"
or
"About a pound"
wait...how many points do I get if I put Rollitup.org on my stone?:D
 
Iloveskywalkerog

Iloveskywalkerog

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Mine will read, Jessie loved Smoking some dank especially Skywalker OG, He always told younger people that looked up to him "If anyone ever tries to play you like a bitch break their jaw into a thousand bite size pieces then proceed to smash their face in a wall" as his cousin DJ taught him R.I.P.
 
rory420420

rory420420

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Diabolical666 said:
Epitaphs are usually written by family members. In the old days the undertaker and stone carver would write them. Whether they are intentionally funny or not up for debate but you'll find all kinds of epitaphs on tombstones as well as mausoleums. If you have a specific way you want to be remembered then you should write your own epitaph before you die. If you leave it up to someone else who knows what words may mark your grave for all eternity.
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I'd like mine to read:
"Kiss my motherfucking ass"
or
"About a pound"
wait...how many points do I get if I put Rollitup.org on my stone?:D
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About a point
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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Diabolical666 said:
Epitaphs are usually written by family members. In the old days the undertaker and stone carver would write them. Whether they are intentionally funny or not up for debate but you'll find all kinds of epitaphs on tombstones as well as mausoleums. If you have a specific way you want to be remembered then you should write your own epitaph before you die. If you leave it up to someone else who knows what words may mark your grave for all eternity.
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I'd like mine to read:
"Kiss my motherfucking ass"
or
"About a pound"
wait...how many points do I get if I put Rollitup.org on my stone?:D
Click to expand...
That's a fudge recipe written in stone for all eternity. I should try it.
 
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