Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[abe supercro]

 

[Metasynth]

Boobs SMASH!

 

[theexpress]

Boobs SMASH!

Those are huge but her face looks like a smaller third boob.. true to the man Whore I am still smash doe

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[WHATFG]

HEY! .....pffft whatever. Pretty sure I am still the only male who's contributed my junk to this thread.

But you didn't show us your watch, or tiles on your floor or anything like that...you gave us a ginger bread man ( I think )...I know more than I gave....

 

[Pinworm]

But you didn't show us your watch, or tiles on your floor or anything like that...you gave us a ginger bread man ( I think )...I know more than I gave....

Heeey! There was to floor tiles! I counted a whole five of em!

 

[WHATFG]

Heeey! There was too floor tiles! I counted a whole five of em!

Well there must have been something else distracting me to not notice the tiles...my apologies...

 

[Pinworm]

Well there must have been something else distracting me to not notice the tiles...my apologies...

I understand, love. It was probably the throbbing 5 inches of cleanly trimmed gingerbreadman, and well manicured ballbag that threw your attention elsewhere!

 

[theexpress]

Yeah I need to get laid soon.. untill then I'll just jack off.. hopefully by Monday I can get my Dick wet...

 

[Metasynth]

Her vagina is trying to eat those panties...

 

[tyler.durden]

Rude drunk babies...

 

[theexpress]

I understand, love. It was probably the throbbing 5 inches of cleanly trimmed gingerbreadman, and well manicured ballbag that threw your attention elsewhere!

Don't worry about it bro.. later on in life it's not about size . It's about who can still get it up

 

[shiny walls]

 

[shiny walls]

 

[Pinworm]

Don't worry about it bro.. later on in life it's not about size . It's about who can still get it up

SMuh boy right here tho....

 

[Metasynth]

Whyyyyy?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blasphemy!

 

[SwarthySchlong]

Whyyyyy?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blasphemy!

Wtf. This a real thing? Get outta here

 

[Metasynth]

Changing Gears...

 

[Metasynth]

Wtf. This a real thing? Get outta here

Right? WTF.....Just wtf...

 

[theexpress]

SMuh boy right here tho....

Do you know how horrible and embarrassing it is to not be able to maintain a erection because you snorted a teener of coke in an hour.... I do.. it sucks.. the more coke women due the wetter they get. The more we do the limper we are the world's not fair.. and Damn I need a rail now.. you can never just have one..