Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

greasemonkeymann

greasemonkeymann

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Yessica... said:
It's all in good fun! You should bring your GF for sure.

Or donate some parts yourself.

We have a real lack of hands here. I've said like 100 times how much I like hands...haha
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hands?
uh, mine are all beat up, I wrestle with steel all day.
I just so happen to have one though...
yup, yup... beat you could drown an infant in your panties now huh?
 

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Yessica...

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greasemonkeymann said:
hands?
uh, mine are all beat up, I wrestle with steel all day.
I just so happen to have one though...
yup, yup... beat you could drown an infant in your panties now huh?
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That's pretty HANDy! hahaha

My hands are uber gross. Maybe that;s why I like nice hands? You got a good base.

hahahahaha "drown an infant"? hahaha Sounds a little pedo for me, but I get the meaning. Maybe drown a midget? Less "statutory" and more consensual.

EDIT: did you see @ebgood 's wifey series? Think your lady would be down?

I feel much better about all this if it doesn't seem sneaky and the wife knows.
 
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Yessica... said:
That's pretty HANDy! hahaha

My hands are uber gross. Maybe that;s why I like nice hands? You got a good base.

hahahahaha "drown an infant"? hahaha Sounds a little pedo for me, but I get the meaning. Maybe drown a midget? Less "statutory" and more consensual.
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ah yes, but infants are shorter, I think a midget would be able to tread water in your panties...
course maybe with another pic or so, and we'll have to get him some arm-floaties
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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greasemonkeymann said:
oh I like it, but I was commenting more on the size, actually I prefer a lil smaller...
My girl is juuuust how I like em... i'm an ass-man... but don't let that mislead you, I can appreciate them just the same....
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Smaller eh. Well then you must like zombie tatters. Mine be wee!!!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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greasemonkeymann said:
zombie tatters?
Is that like something that you'd make to accompany Fish sticks or chicken strips?
Hmmm....
(p.s. I gotcha.. playin coy... )
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hahahahaha - did they delete everything? I swear I said pg 42?

Anywho - if you see zombie tatters, they are likely mine. Always solo and no sexual acts. The other ones I just found on internets. You'll know the difference...

EDIT: Page 56 is better.

If you're into that kind of thing...WEIRDO. haha
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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You gotta come here when everyone's drunk. hahaha

Sheet's been nauuuuuuuuughty.

All in good fun though.

Member boobs, are rated at class #1A-17 (I just made that shit up, I don't know)

Then member wife boobs/ friend of member boobs/ or peen of hubby/ boyf to member.

Member man peen is in there somewhere. Not a lot have shared.

And then any and all other skin is appreciated. I like hands. Gotten quite a few man chest. And some CALVES...haha.

The mods pick and choose what gets taken down, and I have had to have the rules explained to me SO MANY times because I'm just a girl and I have a hards time membering sometimes...shucks...

hahah

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