Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

SwarthySchlong

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Reported for googling information and feigning knowledge.

How come you didn't know the truffle shuffle then? huh? huh?
You got me. I didn't initially.

I'm essentially a hermit. I try to avoid all social cues and conversation regarding American pop culture or mainstream fads so I am not vulnerable to being asked about such, then singled out when I admit that NO I AM NOT FAMILIAR .
 

Yessica...

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Yessica...

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You guys need some beauty sleep! Why you still up? It's 11am here, sun is shining and its gonna be a nice day! :)
I fell asleep early, then work up early. The bongs have been doing the trick - think I'll go back to bed soon. I was hoping to once and for all run the rape-factory out of town. Alas, I don't think I'm that lucky.
Anal rape! Must be that schlong guy, he seems like a back door dude! :)
I meant verbal rape. Like us to him.
 

Alienwidow

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Jesus fuck @Gary Goodson , @Alienwidow , @ruby fruit @Dyna808 and whoever else is here. Let's have a vote. Does anyone here want to ever be forced to read another post by Sworty schllong again?

I vote no.

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EDIT: but a YES vote to be voted off the island.
I vote no, hes just trying to get himself banned, thats his game, he said it tonight again. Hes trying to make people say things to him like........You dirty stuckup sadistic shit eating cock sucking butt fucking penis smelling crotch grabbing ball licking semen drinking dog raping nazi loving child touching cow humping perverted spineless heartless mindless dickless testicle choking urine gargling jerk offing horse faced sheep fondling toilet kissing self centered feces puking dildo shoving snot spitting crap gathering big nosed monkey slapping bastard screwing bean shitting fart knocking sap busting splooge tasting bear blowing head swallowing bitch slapping handjobbing doggy caressing mucus spewing anus grabbing hole plugging non-circumsizing sewer sipping whoremongering piss swimming midget munching douche bagging hole munching Hooker fucking asshole!!!!!!!!!
 
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