thepenofareadywriter
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time heals all wounds...some sooner then others...
Break ups: The survivors guide. WITH SCHEMATICS. Please add your 2 cents...
- Thread starter Yessica...
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botanist95
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Yessica...
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So what're YOU doing later?
Gary Goodson
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I was actually thinking about whacking it, but now I might have to reconsider
Yah I've got this for you hun. Look in a break up we get all bleary teary and feeling sorry. No, that shit doesn't work it just makes you look like hell.
The answer is to do what the guys do. Go straight to angry. This gives you the strength to burn down his car, put an axe through his front door or put a shark in his pool. Now is the time to get creative.
Also remember his hot friends? Yeah they are no longer off limits. They know him, you know him, bang a few and discuss his 'short' comings with them
Yeah.......... that should get you started, but stop the crying, get out there and fuck with his mind, or stuff, or friends.
Garden Boss
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Yessica...
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The night is dark and full or terrors....Yah I've got this for you hun. Look in a break up we get all bleary teary and feeling sorry. No, that shit doesn't work it just makes you look like hell.
The answer is to do what the guys do. Go straight to angry. This gives you the strength to burn down his car, put an axe through his front door or put a shark in his pool. Now is the time to get creative.
Also remember his hot friends? Yeah they are no longer off limits. They know him, you know him, bang a few and discuss his 'short' comings with them
Yeah.......... that should get you started, but stop the crying, get out there and fuck with his mind, or stuff, or friends.
YOU are sadistic - I love it!
I will never ever do any of it - but the thought is fun....
botanist95
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Almost forgot the most important assistance with a break-up: beer. Do not go to the hard stuff though. Just drink enough beer you have to run triple your mileage and your ass is still visible from low earth orbit (don't ask).
Honey unless there's been an axe or a knife involved you haven't been in love
Yessica...
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I finished the baking for SCIENCE CAMP this weekend!
Well, I still have to write some more elements on the periodic cupcakes...But I'm too drunk right now to finish...
I wasn't really drunk when I wrote those though. My penmanship is poor. Too bad you couldn't type icing.
Well, I still have to write some more elements on the periodic cupcakes...But I'm too drunk right now to finish...
I wasn't really drunk when I wrote those though. My penmanship is poor. Too bad you couldn't type icing.
Yessica...
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Does WINE count?
Gary Goodson
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Honey unless there's been an axe or a knife involved you haven't been in love
@curious2garden is a gangsta
botanist95
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We are motherfuckin' twinsies! I'm blasted off my ass right now and you know what? My penmanship sucked so bad the nuns beat my hand! LOL like mangling my hand would make me write better, right? I mean RIGHT? LoL.
See now that makes fuckin' sense to me. I miss being 20. It was so much easier, you just dumped a bottle of fish sauce in their ride and walked away. Or you had a garage sale, or you picked all the seams in their pants loose (just enough to get them to work).
Cmon I learned it from you guys. Tell me what have you done to get rid of that girl? Better yet tell us about that girl? You know the crazy ass freak you could not get enough of but didn't want to be seen with during daylight hours LOL.
I'm three beer and a couple joints and some oil in so please understand I am no longer responsible for the crap that I type.
@Clayton Bigsby I love you papi
Hazydat620
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If it makes you feel better, my naughty PM to you got me in the dog house for a few days. Fuk it though.
Iloveskywalkerog
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Does anybody else notice that people are not posting on TnT as much ? A month ago there was never a time where I was at the main cannabis cafe section and TnT said latest 12 minutes ago what's going on.