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Trousers

Trousers

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Derp Vapour is so dumb, 100 pounds of angry shit in a 50 pound bag.
Just another Canadian searching desperately for identity.

(Here is a hint Canadia, your identity is that you have no identity)

Mr. Bongwater said:
29 c???? i wouldn't leave the house, how do you think you'd react to -31 f though? it was like that in march
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Fuck anything below zero Fahrenheit.
I don't have a problem with the metric system really, but Celsius is fucking stupid. It is not descriptive and you have to deal with negative too much.
When I lived in the mountains, it was rare for it to get above 85 (30, ugh)

Today it might hit 90 (32, ugh). It is dry so 90 is great.
In San Diego, CA, it is pretty much 75 (24, ugh) all year around.

The idea that the entire country is blazing hot is just incredibly dumb.
 
Trousers

Trousers

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How do you get meat in Canadia? Do you ask for a half kilo?

"May I have 454 grams of backbake please?"

The milk in bags thing is pretty cool.
 
Mr. Bongwater

Mr. Bongwater

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Trousers said:
Derp Vapour is so dumb, 100 pounds of angry shit in a 50 pound bag.
Just another Canadian searching desperately for identity.

(Here is a hint Canadia, your identity is that you have no identity)



Fuck anything below zero Fahrenheit.
I don't have a problem with the metric system really, but Celsius is fucking stupid. It is not descriptive and you have to deal with negative too much.
When I lived in the mountains, it was rare for it to get above 85 (30, ugh)

Today it might hit 90 (32, ugh). It is dry so 90 is great.
In San Diego, CA, it is pretty much 75 (24, ugh) all year around.

The idea that the entire country is blazing hot is just incredibly dumb.
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We think Fahrenheit is fucking stupid, its just whatever your used to seems better. And yeah we got identity as the better, friendlier version of the states, with less poverty and crime
 
Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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Yessica... said:
I know RIGHT?

I didn't know that when I first went tree-planting, and myself and a few little hippies chased a large moose through our land for like 15 mins. Then the crew boss told us after we were really lucky we didn't get trampled or head butted or something.

They're very aggressive and territorial. hahaha

Cool looking though...

Another fun Moose story:

My bestie and her then boyfriend used to work for the First Nation Ranger Kids camp program. They are driving up a logging road with a van full of teenagers. Up ahead, along the side of the road they see a white ALBINO moose. Without thinking, the driver (now my bestie's husband and baby daddy) said:

"Holy shit, a UNICORN"

hahahahahaha
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Mr. Bongwater said:
moose are actually pretty dangerous animals
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