Your favorite way to hide a boner

[bu$hleaguer]

What's your technique?

I like to rock what I call a Harsh Milarken. It's when you tuck the head of your cock up under your belt/wasteband so no one knows you're packing.

 

[tyler.durden]

Mine bends easily to the left, so I put in down my left pant leg and strap it to my knee. I walk kinda funny until it gets soft again...

 

[sno capz]

In my hand

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[ebgood]

in her mouth

 

[sno capz]

 

[BarnBuster]

in a 22 year old coed

 

[Diabolical666]

in her mouth

damnit, I was all ready to say that...great minds my friend

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I had to put the rucksack on my bf lap today whist we sat on the metro! Then I quickly checked how many stops we had left (panicking it wouldn't go down) and told him to behave himself.

I didn't even realise at first until he grabbed my hand and moved it to his piece and was like 'hey! Look what I've got!' Some people, I don't know.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Why hide it? Let the world know what you're packing! Fuck it.. unless it's a room of guys, then put your hand over it and do some hard math problems in your head

 

[Johnny Vapor]

At my age, you get a boner. You show it to the fucking world.

 

[Blue Wizard]

I don't even have to try and hide it, it's so small you can't even tell.

 

[qwizoking]

Calculate what degree each angle of a star must be, to be perfect.
Start with the old how many triangles fit in the pentagon. Divide degrees. And you have the base of of each triangle making up the points of the star. Continue in this manner..

Or atleast thats what i did in middle school. With the belt tuck technique

Now i just stick it in someone

 

[abe supercro]

been wondering exactly what a harsh milarken is. such a firm discipline.



I'm reminded of the Ted Nugent song, Stranglehold.

 

[vro]

At my age, you get a boner. You show it to the fucking world.

how old are you? when did you stop getting them to? i remember when i was like 14 it was insane i got a boner every day on those bumpy ass bus rides to school. did anyone else?

 

[neosapien]

I took the little one to a water park on Monday. Lots-o-moms. I hid mine by just not getting out of the chaise lounge for 3 hours.

 

[tyler.durden]

I bought this, and it sucked (not in the way I hoped). Great commercial, though...

 

[Unclebaldrick]

In rehab. Hi skywalker!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I took the little one to a water park on Monday. Lots-o-moms. I hid mine by just not getting out of the chaise lounge for 3 hours.

Dude, don't call your penis "the little one". It needs respect.

 

[IHaveSixCats]

I have a vagina so I would have no idea.