Loved this flick...laughter and tears

[Yessica...]

This was so fucking cute!

Not sure if I can link to the streaming site, but have a gander:

(nope didn't work)

Any movie make you laugh AND cry?

 

[Aeroknow]

This was so fucking cute!

Not sure if I can link to the streaming site, but have a gander:

(nope didn't work)

Any movie make you laugh AND cry?

What's up Yess
This movie made me laugh

I sware to god I didn't cry. I
Didn't!

 

[Yessica...]

What's up Yess
This movie made me laugh

I sware to god I didn't cry. I
Didn't!

Bet you a million kitten kisses your eyes got sweaty...

I can tell.

 

[mr sunshine]

When I watch porno my dick crys.

 

[Yessica...]

When I watch porno my dick crys.

You mean after your dick spits you cry?

Awwwwwes.

 

[ChingOwn]

 

[Yessica...]

You would have liked it if it was the inside of an anal cavity...

I like cute stuff man. You don't gotta go shitting on my chest about it...

Muah!

 

[mr sunshine]

You would have liked it if it was the inside of an anal cavity...

I like cute stuff man. You don't gotta go shitting on my chest about it...

Muah!

If we were showering together would you let me pee on you?. not in your mouth or anything weird, just on you.

 

[dangledo]

fellatio is not an opera

 

[ChingOwn]

You would have liked it if it was the inside of an anal cavity...

I like cute stuff man. You don't gotta go shitting on my chest about it...

Muah!

sometimes I forget you're a girl

here you go

edit// I want everyone to know that no movie with Kurt Russel can suck not even this one dammit

 

[ChingOwn]

If we were showering together would you let me pee on you?. not your mouth or anything weird just on you.

I'd totally let you

 

[Yessica...]

If we were showering together would you let me pee on you?. not in your mouth or anything weird, just on you.

I think that's more of a dude on dude thing...piss bombs in the locker rooms and whatnot.

I'd totally let you

Yup, I was right.

 

[ChingOwn]

I'm sorry I didnt relize there was a question in the OP

Watched this drunk off my ass and cried like a little bitch...poor fucking horse

 

[Gary Goodson]

One time, when I was around 16 or 17, I was raw dogging this bitches fart box. She was bouncing up and down on my shaft when I noticed some brown stuff on her upstroke. Kinda below my belly button. I was grossed out so I politely pushed her the fuck off of me. I go shower and when I come out she says
"I'm sorry, that's never happened before"
IMHO ^^ that was the fucked up part about this story. All I could think was "how many dudes have been in that butthole?!"

But I've never pee'd on someone before...




Sounds interesting

 

[Yessica...]

sometimes I forget you're a girl

here you go

I do like that flick. No tears though.

I like movies that make ya cry sometimes.

My dads a big ol cry sap too. And he could kick any of ya'll dads asses. He's almost 90 but he's got wicked old man strength.

Not that he would, the big softy.

I'm sorry I didnt relize there was a question in the OP

Watched this drunk off my ass and cried like a little bitch...poor fucking horse

Awwwwwes. Ok - NOW you can shit on my chest.

I fucking love the softies...

(Hearts not peens)

 

[Yessica...]

One time, when I was around 16 or 17, I was raw dogging this bitches fart box. She was bouncing up and down on my shaft when I noticed some brown stuff on her upstroke. Kinda below my belly button. I was grossed out so I politely pushed her the fuck off of me. I go shower and when I come out she says
"I'm sorry, that's never happened before"
IMHO ^^ that was the fucked up part about this story. All I could think was "how many dudes have been in that butthole?!"

But I've never pee'd on someone before...




Sounds interesting

Probably read dozens of stories on here about anal.

And each one makes me happy everyday I'm Savin it for marriage.

Or death. I don't give a fuck what someone does to my corpse. Fuck away!

For science

 

[Gary Goodson]

I do like that flick. No tears though.

I like movies that make ya cry sometimes.

My dads a big ol cry sap too. And he could kick any of ya'll dads asses. He's almost 90 but he's got wicked old man strength.

Not that he would, the big softy.

Awwwwwes. Ok - NOW you can shit on my chest.

I fucking love the softies...

(Hearts not peens)

I just finished the first and only season of sense8 and I thought Yessi and @Blue Wizard would like this show

It's got a gay couple and a tranny lesbian couple and it's on Netflix.

 

[Yessica...]

I just finished the first and only season of sense8 and I thought Yessi and @Blue Wizard would like this show

It's got a gay couple and a tranny lesbian couple and it's on Netflix.

Looks good as shit!

My bootlegged Murican Netflix was lost in the divorce.

Wonder if they have it in Canada? Probably not, Netflix here is usually B roll.

Fuckin canada.

 

[mr sunshine]

Guys don't piss on each other in locker rooms.. must be a Canadian thing.

I think that's more of a dude on dude thing...piss bombs in the locker rooms and whatnot.

Yup, I was right.

 

[ChingOwn]

I know If you pee naked next another dude at a urinal you are gonna get back splash on you and you are not gonna know who its from