Hey OP don't call me a "hater" because I don't agree with you. I'm not "hating" I'm giving you good grow advice when I say this will not turn out well.
You're really setting up to fail. How about you do a real bare minimum grow? Instead of backyard dirt and an incandescent light non grow lol
I think the bare minimum would be a bag of Kellogg's soil(under $5 around here) and some cfl's($10 for a 4pk)
12/12 from seed and you just might be able to harvest a plant or two. Total cost = $15
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