Use my urine or synthetic?

[Coco0503]

Hey hey guys! So my rad boss told me today that I'll be getting a life changing raise. Life changing raise as in literally more than double my current salary.

I have some quick fix 6.1 with all the goodies in it needed to pass just in case I decided to look for a new job. My boss told me he doesn't think I'll need to take a piss test but that sometime the hiring companies request it for new statements of work for employees. If i have to take the piss test it will be in 3-6 weeks.

I'm going to be celebrating this weekend and finishing off my stash with a few friends. Now the question is:

Should I use the synthetic or use my own piss? I probably won't be getting any more of the ganj to save a bit of coin until the raise kicks in, but as a daily smoker I'm wondering if I will even pass it with my own urine at the 3 week marker. I'm 6'2 and skinny as all hell weighing in at 160 pounds. If you were in my shoes, what would you do?

 

[CC Dobbs]

I would eat a half gallon of ice cream the night before your test, then piss away. The ice cream saturates your blood with fat and crowds out the fat-soluble cannabis residue. Works every time.

 

[Coco0503]

HEY DOBBS. You're probably the smartest guy in the world. Even if it doesn't work, I'll definitely do that.

Nobody has to tell me twice to eat half a gallon of ice cream hahahaha

 

[Diabolical666]

You could be clean in 3-6wks easy....definitley quit...dbl the salary sounds worth it

 

[bravedave]

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Hey hey guys! So my rad boss told me today that I'll be getting a life changing raise. Life changing raise as in literally more than double my current salary.

I have some quick fix 6.1 with all the goodies in it needed to pass just in case I decided to look for a new job. My boss told me he doesn't think I'll need to take a piss test but that sometime the hiring companies request it for new statements of work for employees. If i have to take the piss test it will be in 3-6 weeks.

I'm going to be celebrating this weekend and finishing off my stash with a few friends. Now the question is:

Should I use the synthetic or use my own piss? I probably won't be getting any more of the ganj to save a bit of coin until the raise kicks in, but as a daily smoker I'm wondering if I will even pass it with my own urine at the 3 week marker. I'm 6'2 and skinny as all hell weighing in at 160 pounds. If you were in my shoes, what would you do?

Get some test kits online or walmart or at a head shop. 3 weeks out should be plenty with your body type.

 

[Will Ferrell]

Wtf ice cream? I wish I knew that trick a few years ago.
I read online a few years ago that some places can detect synthetic piss. I used my step moms piss and it worked. I'm a white male and was in my late twenties. My step mom is Hispanic and in her seventies now I think. Worked like a charm.
Passed with flying colors, on my third try. First two tries that failed I used the stuff at the head shop that supposedly screens your per. Test came back diluted both times, but not positive, so I guess that's good. I had also been sober for over six months and would actually jog in sweats and hoodies trying to sweat it out.
right before it was time to take the UA, I'd buy the home kits from Wal-Mart and test myself before the actual test, and yeah, even after six months I was still pissing dirty.
So I bought synthetic piss at the head shop. Poured out the fake piss and used step moms.
note, if you decide to use some one else's piss, make sure to tape the bottle to your thigh NOZZLE FACING DOWN. I had more of my step moms piss all over me than was in the cup

 

[Coco0503]

6 months definitely sounds like overkill. You must be far outside the norm.

 

[qwizoking]

I get drug tested all the time. Synthetic is great if you dont feel like going clean, just make sure its ~94 or better when yiu pour it in the cup..its easy enough to cool it down if its too hot..
The labs cant tell the dif.

I normally use my own piss. I can pass in a couple days taking care to increase clearence before hand, slow metabolism day of and dilute with water..

 

[Will Ferrell]

6 months definitely sounds like overkill. You must be far outside the norm.

I thought so too. I must be. I'm 6'2" about 160 as well.

 

[brimck325]

if it goes below 94, piss all over it n hand it over. should fly right on by.

 

[Will Ferrell]

I get drug tested all the time. Synthetic is great if you dont feel like going clean, just make sure its ~94 or better when yiu pour it in the cup..its easy enough to cool it down if its too hot..
The labs cant tell the dif.

I normally use my own piss. I can pass in a couple days taking care to increase clearence before hand, slow metabolism day of and dilute with water..

Is ur piss being tested in a lab? I remember reading alot of bad stuff about synthetic, but that was years ago

 

[qwizoking]

Yea. As long as you get good synthetic. Its been adjusted to fit all the parameters of real urine. Weight, uric acid etc. It migjt as well be lab produced urine..no difference

 

[Will Ferrell]

Well that sounds alot better/cleaner than using someone else's piss. I wish I had that experience on video. I was wearing a faded light green shirt, so that if anything wet got into it, it would stand out. There's was piss splatter all over the front of the shirt and cargo shirts, all over the floor and toilet, as if that's not enough, I forgot to close the cap, so when I got to my car and sat down, I could feel this warm liquid drenching my dick and balls. Thanks, love you step mom

 

[Coco0503]

If the test isn't for 4 more weeks (if at all) I think I'll just take a break. It will definitely save money since my lil personal harvest won't be ready until the end of October.

 

[Coco0503]

Very nice to know that the synthetic is highly rated though. I've read mostly positive things about Quick Fix.

 

[bravedave]

Wow, we have someone who supposedly takes 2 days to clean up and another who takes 6 months. Maybe if those 2 strains were crossed we would come up with someone...who isn't a bullshitter.

Their advice was fine, however.

 

[Red1966]

Wtf ice cream? I wish I knew that trick a few years ago.
I read online a few years ago that some places can detect synthetic piss. I used my step moms piss and it worked. I'm a white male and was in my late twenties. My step mom is Hispanic and in her seventies now I think. Worked like a charm.
Passed with flying colors, on my third try. First two tries that failed I used the stuff at the head shop that supposedly screens your per. Test came back diluted both times, but not positive, so I guess that's good. I had also been sober for over six months and would actually jog in sweats and hoodies trying to sweat it out.
right before it was time to take the UA, I'd buy the home kits from Wal-Mart and test myself before the actual test, and yeah, even after six months I was still pissing dirty.
So I bought synthetic piss at the head shop. Poured out the fake piss and used step moms.
note, if you decide to use some one else's piss, make sure to tape the bottle to your thigh NOZZLE FACING DOWN. I had more of my step moms piss all over me than was in the cup

So they don't care if you habitually piss your pants as long as you don't smoke?

 

[Will Ferrell]

It was pretty obvious. When I handed the dude my cup, he gave me a funny look, got on the phone and called another guy in there. I was crazy nervous. The other guy comes in and is looking at the cup, started rubbing his finger over the temp strip, then looked at a piece of paper I'm assuming to see what I was applying for, then he waved his hand did like a " meh we'll let em pass" type thing

 

[Hepheastus420]

Too late, just keep smoking and use synthetic urine. I'm not sure what type of job you're applying for but if your boss knows you smoke and isn't too worried i doubt you'll be given a serious drug test. Just use your quick fix. Make sure it's between 90-100 degrees, preferably 95. Use your heat pack and the way I take it in is by taping it over your boxers beneath your pants so it stays warm and hidden.

 

[bravedave]

I posted my successful method a few months back:

If you have a non-smoking aquaintence, use theirs.

I was in the same situation a few weeks ago and was on the edge of clean when I HAD to go in (otherwise it would have turned into a hair test). Borrowed some piss (any gender will do). Borrowed an extremely stretchy and firm underwear from wife. Put piss in small, clean, plastic bottle and it was held securely between balls and ass. I could actually jump around with it there. I also practiced quick steady removal, pouring, and replacement.

I drove to the facility with the bottle there stablizing heat. The whole drive I contemplated whether I would use it or not ...but the second I shut and locked the bathroom door, instinct kicked in and I whipped that bottle out did the pour, set glass down, took a long piss in the toilet, put bottle back by taint, zipped up, picked up specimen and the rest us history.

When I got the Passing result 2 days later I was also pissing clean 16 days to clean up. Yep, got toasted at that point.

Bottom line...give youself an option. It was really easy.