Do you still love your 1st pop?

Jimdamick

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Hi people, hope all is well.
Anyway, let me get to the point. I was on line for a water slide at a park in NJ with my son who is 14, and the guy in front of us on the line had a tat on his arm that read something close to this. " I once loved a woman, but she screwed around, so I dumped her. A ho is a ho though, so I forgive her, and I still love Annabel"
No shit, this is what this 18/20 something had put on his arm, that his next girlfriend ( I doubt he will ever get another) is sure to love.
This is my question. How many people out there still have a thing for their first fuck ( no drunken whore shit allowed). I still think of the girl that I 1st popped ( the love making lasted about as long as the 1st plunge, I spluged, and my friend started to bang on the door to be funny), so that was the end of that momentous occasion.
This is the question that is obviously male oriented, but women can jump in anytime. Do you still think of her ( him, goat, German Shepard, mom ?) that changed your innocent life forever
I know I do, and I still hate that asshole that knocked on the door.
 

hossthehermit

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Hi people, hope all is well.
Anyway, let me get to the point. I was on line for a water slide at a park in NJ with my son who is 14, and the guy in front of us on the line had a tat on his arm that read something close to this. " I once loved a woman, but she screwed around, so I dumped her. A ho is a ho though, so I forgive her, and I still love Annabel"
No shit, this is what this 18/20 something had put on his arm, that his next girlfriend ( I doubt he will ever get another) is sure to love.
This is my question. How many people out there still have a thing for their first fuck ( no drunken whore shit allowed). I still think of the girl that I 1st popped ( the love making lasted about as long as the 1st plunge, I spluged, and my friend started to bang on the door to be funny), so that was the end of that momentous occasion.
This is the question that is obviously male oriented, but women can jump in anytime. Do you still think of her ( him, goat, German Shepard, mom ?) that changed your innocent life forever
I know I do, and I still hate that asshole that knocked on the door.
He had all that in a tat on his arm ?????????? And you were close enough to read it ??????????????????????? HOW FUCKING BIG WERE HIS ARMS???????????
 

6ohMax

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my parents have been married 43 yrs almost

me almost 13 ....i dont see divorse as an option not now not for me ever
 

6ohMax

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I've been married to the same woman since I was 19....46 years & counting. So it must have had an effect on me...:-D

my parents got married at 19 ..still together

i read an article saying something along the lines of if you get married young it will last....

my older brother will probably gt divorsed ..not sure though..hes a self righteous asshole
 

Final Phase

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Not a tat, but I was at the court house getting paper work and walking across the room was an asshole with his wife/lady friend.... He had a shirt on that was written with huge letters: I got the Dick, I get the say

What a fucking asshole...

First time was a cool girl a year younger than I. Don't really think about it...
 

Jimdamick

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He had all that in a tat on his arm ?????????? And you were close enough to read it ??????????????????????? HOW FUCKING BIG WERE HIS ARMS???????????
I was 1 step below him on a staircase, on a slow line, and being bored, I started to read all the shit on his body. As far of his size, that was the even funnier. He was a medium built guy, but the tat was on the back of this really thin arm (worst place imaginable) He had better go to a gym quick, (actually too late for this guy) because he is going to get his ass kicked by every girl or woman for the rest of his life that stands behind him on a line.
Then my son asks me " Dad, what is a Ho". ( I did not explain to him that his mother used to be one(only kidding))
I then said to him that this was what his girlfriend was apparently,Google it. ( the answer to all you questions, don't bother me). True story.
 

Jimdamick

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My God, there are soo many happy stories about marriages that have lasted hundreds of years. Does that mean all of your parents and you were virgins when you got laid for the 1st time? Your Pop's rolled over and spilt his seed in your Mom, that was the 1st time. Man, that is so fucking sad. ( and explains the divorce rate in this country)
 

vro

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My God, there are soo many happy stories about marriages that have lasted hundreds of years. Does that mean all of your parents and you were virgins when you got laid for the 1st time? Your Pop's rolled over and spilt his seed in your Mom, that was the 1st time. Man, that is so fucking sad. ( and explains the divorce rate in this country)
You need to learn about hypergamy
 

neosapien

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I still see her on the Facebook from time to time. Pretty girl. Like most other people from that time in my life the heroin got a hold of her unfortunately.
 

qwizoking

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I lost my virginity to my ex wife in the beginning of high school. She moved in with me sophomore year and i left home...i finalized the divorce last September.
So maybe my circumstances are special. But i still love that girl. She pops in my head every once in a while. Maybe one day we'll get back together
 

vro

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I lost my virginity to my ex wife in the beginning of high school. She moved in with me sophomore year and i left home...i finalized the divorce last September.
So maybe my circumstances are special. But i still love that girl. She pops in my head every once in a while. Maybe one day we'll get back together
Sounds like an expensive hooker did she end up getting half your shit?
 
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