bazoomer
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Slept 10 hrs last night m8 !, & got Viagra for me cock lol
The UK Growers Thread!
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R1b3n4
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just had this come across my FB.......
ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
Life is too short...
ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
Life is too short...
makka
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how do lads? everyone good mee hopes
well its been a f'kin nightmare for me growing lately had two monster exos in dwc buckets easy 8 ozers each and lost them to root rot/brown slime! never had that shit in my life man! i coulda cried honest lol tried allsorts piranha juice / bleach / aquashield the shit was just persistent the plants looked decent on top but froze in time no production at all it seemed and slowly eating itself to the top so cut mi losses and moved on got 3 exos in just rooted a 2 ozer exo 3 week in flower in soil a pineaplle haze fem just poppd well it fucked mi crimbo crop up but oh well grow on eh lessons learnt along the way oh n i got 10 rqs cheese seeds on route also.
@Thc247 bro that cheese was fire i wont lie and the weight was decent too 5 oz a plant two plants 400 hps dual spec so was happy with that hence ordered some more as i never took cuts well i did but my pal was fucked so ended up sorting him out and he never kept cuts his self the clown like i told him! so seed searching it was lol
been away to long lads av missed ya cunts lol
well its been a f'kin nightmare for me growing lately had two monster exos in dwc buckets easy 8 ozers each and lost them to root rot/brown slime! never had that shit in my life man! i coulda cried honest lol tried allsorts piranha juice / bleach / aquashield the shit was just persistent the plants looked decent on top but froze in time no production at all it seemed and slowly eating itself to the top so cut mi losses and moved on got 3 exos in just rooted a 2 ozer exo 3 week in flower in soil a pineaplle haze fem just poppd well it fucked mi crimbo crop up but oh well grow on eh lessons learnt along the way oh n i got 10 rqs cheese seeds on route also.
@Thc247 bro that cheese was fire i wont lie and the weight was decent too 5 oz a plant two plants 400 hps dual spec so was happy with that hence ordered some more as i never took cuts well i did but my pal was fucked so ended up sorting him out and he never kept cuts his self the clown like i told him! so seed searching it was lol
been away to long lads av missed ya cunts lol
zeddd
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I been zeddd for 5 year, whose this c stealing my name
makka
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lol shoulda got copyrights on it theiving cunts
Don Gin and Ton
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anyone any experience with acoustic box fans?
R1b3n4
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only standing next to a few lol
Don Gin and Ton
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hahah hows your hearing? on a scale of pin drop to corn beef
bazoomer
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I cracked me sweed on one once !
zeddd
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shagged a few thais
Don Gin and Ton
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lol
sick of reading about fans now, heads battered with it. i only need a 5 inch tops and they don't really come in less than 6 and they're 1000m3 for a 3x3 that's fuckin daft
sick of reading about fans now, heads battered with it. i only need a 5 inch tops and they don't really come in less than 6 and they're 1000m3 for a 3x3 that's fuckin daft
ghb
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i had an 8" tornado, pretty much same one dst uses but i thought it sounded like a tornado lol, got an 8" one of these now
hell of a lot quieter and built in dimmer, temps are the same but it has a lower rating than the tornado i just have it set up a bit more efficiently.
imo go for the 5" rvk don, you will not regret it.
hell of a lot quieter and built in dimmer, temps are the same but it has a lower rating than the tornado i just have it set up a bit more efficiently.
imo go for the 5" rvk don, you will not regret it.
DST
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We have a tornado down the road but the box fan I bought in the Dam is 10 times quieter. Dons heard both and will vouch on that. The one I bought here is custom made by my local grow shop.i had an 8" tornado, pretty much same one dst uses but i thought it sounded like a tornado lol, got an 8" one of these now
hell of a lot quieter and built in dimmer, temps are the same but it has a lower rating than the tornado i just have it set up a bit more efficiently.
imo go for the 5" rvk don, you will not regret it.
ghb
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it's nice peace of mind when you have low temps and noise isn't it?.
anybody else ever use that phone app in their grow room? i tried it once and it was comparable to a boeing 737 landing one nautical mile away i shit you not lol. now it is like an air conditioning unit at 100ft. some realy scientific numbers there.
trust you to have a custom jobby, but then they do look very simple, it's basically an existing metal fan stuffed in an mdf box.
DST
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Absolutely. The tornados are like that. But it was Don that pointed out the superior build of the one I have. They have even sanded down the corners, the fan is mounted and there's the egg type foam in there as well. It should be proper...cost a bit if I remember. But aye, it was for piece of mind and you couldn't hear a single thing outside the room. My persie grow I have an 8 inch ruck but no next door neighbour to worry about.