londonfog
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Yeah right...she would put it on Craigslist under "freestuff"
Official Lolbertarian thread. Discuss the benefits of No goverment
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ChesusRice
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Test rides are free
Take her for one
Harrekin
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Tell her you're gonna do it anyways...Excellent way to catch a R.I.C.O. charge.
I keep my shit legit. Make enough clean money to not have to get involved with dirty money.
Owning laundromats, getting retirement checks from USAF, and having a wife who works as a certified registered nurse anesthetists (CRNA) means I don't have to do certain things for money... but I will buy or trade for some smoke
If I could only get the old lady to let me grow and own a motorcycle
Profit.
londonfog
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what grow or own a bike ??? Far as growing, she won't mind once the kids get out of the house. She is cool with that. Far as owning a bike. Well that has been tried years ago. Got really really frustrating fixing flat tires every time I wanted to ride. Hell I owned a bike when we first met. Got into a rather bad accident and that was that for her.
Harrekin
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londonfog
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lol.. that's how bad she does not want me on a bike.
ChesusRice
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She needs to go
londonfog
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LOL.. easy my friend, she is actually a loving, faithful , and caring wife. Pointed me in the right direction in life.
SHE JUST WANT LET ME HAVE A MOTORCYCLE
.I do have a friend who lets me ride out on his Goldwing when ever I wish...shhhhhh
ChesusRice
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I'm in the garage looking at my 3 pretty ladies. And they are all bikesLOL.. easy my friend, she is actually a loving, faithful , and caring wife. Pointed me in the right direction in life.
SHE JUST WANT LET ME HAVE A MOTORCYCLE
I do have a friend who lets me ride out on his Goldwing when ever I wish...shhhhhh
I'm going to edit this.
2 of them are ladies. 1 of them is a brutish thug that will rip your throat out
Uncle Ben
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aussie?
Speaking of the war on women. Have you no respect?
Your mindset is unacceptable and if I was your wife and she heard that macho shit she'd have the right to kick your balls up to where your tonsils are.
Uncle Ben
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Wife is the same way and for good reason. Every one we've known that rides has put it down on a road. Where I live we have deer, lots of deer, and my first responder friends tell me stories all the time about Harley's hitting deer as they cross. They are either killed or maimed. Recently one guy lost a hand.LOL.. easy my friend, she is actually a loving, faithful , and caring wife. Pointed me in the right direction in life.
SHE JUST WANT LET ME HAVE A MOTORCYCLE
I do have a friend who lets me ride out on his Goldwing when ever I wish...shhhhhh
Harrekin
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You are SUCH a little bitch.
ChesusRice
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Most racists are
UncleBuck
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she loves you too much to let you become an organ donor. good for her.LOL.. easy my friend, she is actually a loving, faithful , and caring wife. Pointed me in the right direction in life.
SHE JUST WANT LET ME HAVE A MOTORCYCLE
I do have a friend who lets me ride out on his Goldwing when ever I wish...shhhhhh
ChesusRice
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Grow a pair
peter berger
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FREE CHEESE FOR ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.
Harrekin
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What we talking here?
Cheddar?
Emmenthal?
Brie?
Double Gloucester?
Pepper jack? (so the ignorant Yanks will know at least one in the list)
We need specifics...
Rob Roy
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Yes...fingers and scissors are quite resinous....and his big feet are tired from hiking the outback.
Meanwhile you jerk off over your girly harleys and jaw about getting permission to grow a plant with the laundry folding orange stealer guy who hides his pilferred underwear collection from his dominant wife, while wishing he could be like you and have a motorcycle, if she'd only let him.
Slaves needed permission to travel on the government roads too, didn't they, Prohibitionist?
Harrekin
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Lol, if your wife decides to try and force you to change the person you were when you got together...
What's the point?
Rob Roy
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She wears the pants. He washes, folds and irons them for her. Clearly they have it all worked out.