Do you have a robot Vagina?

[Yessica...]

What’s you average weekly internet/ computer time:

1. for work?

2. for pleasure?

I’m sure it’s changed over the years. Maybe during your teens, you were a big gamer like JP and spent 12 hours a day staring at the magical box.

Or possibly you max out after 6 hours of porn?

I’m on the computer a lot more for work than I ever have been before, which makes me like internetting for fun a lot less.

Curious to see how much time ya’ll spend a week “connected”.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Was my thread too politically correct? It disappeared or some shit! Poof!

 

[charface]

I wake up holding it, so 5 min porn each morning so I can focus on life.
Other than that I always have a podcast going via laptop or phone.
I check into riu allot.
Probably 1.5 hrs per 24hr day of focused attention.

But its always near and always on.

 

[Yessica...]

I wake up holding it, so 5 min porn each morning so I can focus on life.
Other than that I always have a podcast going via laptop or phone.
I check into riu allot.
Probably 1.5 hrs per 24hr day of focused attention.

But its always near and always on.

I guess it’s really hard to say now with streaming music or podcasts. And most people’s phones are always connected.

I was more thinking focused time. Like spending a 40 hour work week in front of the computer. Or writing a paper that takes 18 hours.

Or gaming. I don’t really know how much time people spend gaming. My long ago ex would be on the computer when I left in the morning for school, and then still be on it when I got home from work at night. He never gave me a strait answer when I asked how many hours he spent on the computer. I hope at least a few of them were spent on porn, mix it up a bit…

 

[Gary Goodson]

Politically incorrect meme @bu$hleaguer

 

[Yessica...]

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Politically incorrect meme @bu$hleaguer

Don’t get this thread banished into the abyss…

Wait - THAT couldn’t be pushing the envelope too much, could it?

Has RIU been bought out by Dutch Christians or something?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I love the term "gaming." Let's examine it a little deeper:


I'm a "gamer"
You're a "gamer"
"Are you a "gamer?"


Let me replace the word with its literal meaning:

I'm a "loser."
You're a "loser."
"Are you a loser who lives in his parents basement?" "Do you have a job?" "Does it challenge you or do you do the least amount of work possible in any given day so you can lay on your fucking couch, smoke pot, eat Fritos, and beat off?"
Do you complain about how the world is not fair?
Do you jump at the chance of getting something free?
Are you a millenial?
Is your car paid for by your parents?
Are you content with popping zits and having your mom pay for your utility bills?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you are a "gamer."

 

[Indagrow]

Sunni met her 'hubby' being a gamer, it can't be all that bad?

I kinda just update riu during work, if I see an opportunity to shit on someone I do, help someone I do, say something fucked up I do.. Then on lunch I look for new info posted. got rid of all the social media things so this is really it for me. My phone has no internet..just right

Kill an un-born baby, and you still couldn't de-fetus

 

[Gary Goodson]

Sunni met her 'hubby' being a gamer, it can't be all that bad?

I kinda just update riu during work, if I see an opportunity to shit on someone I do, help someone I do, say something fucked up I do.. Then on lunch I look for new info posted. got rid of all the social media things so this is really it for me. My phone has no internet..just right

Kill an un-born baby, and you still couldn't de-fetus

 

[Yessica...]

I love the term "gaming." Let's examine it a little deeper:


I'm a "gamer"
You're a "gamer"
"Are you a "gamer?"


Let me replace the word with its literal meaning:

I'm a "loser."
You're a "loser."
"Are you a loser who lives in his parents basement?" "Do you have a job?" "Does it challenge you or do you do the least amount of work possible in any given day so you can lay on your fucking couch, smoke pot, eat Fritos, and beat off?"
Do you complain about how the world is not fair?
Do you jump at the chance of getting something free?
Are you a millenial?
Is your car paid for by your parents?
Are you content with popping zits and having your mom pay for your utility bills?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you are a "gamer."

You’re talking about unemployed gamers/ kids. Some people just play them for fun after work/ school is done. I think? I don’t really know.

Only unemployed people I know are on maternity leave from work, retired, or children…

 

[bu$hleaguer]

You’re talking about unemployed gamers/ kids. Some people just play them for fun after work/ school is done. I think? I don’t really know.

Only unemployed people I know are on maternity leave from work, retired, or children…

I employ these fucking "gamers." I know all about it. Over the past bunch of years I've probably hired over 100 of them, and fired about half of those. They are 20 something years old- maybe going on 30's now some of them, and most of them are a waste of some dude's cum. Some of them are cool and care about their future, but most are just stoners who's parents pay for their shit and they just complain all the time.

 

[peter berger]

I am a loser, but I am not a gamer.

 

[peter berger]

I employ these fucking "gamers." I know all about it. Over the past bunch of years I've probably hired over 100 of them, and fired about half of those. They are 20 something years old- maybe going on 30's now some of them, and most of them are a waste of some dude's cum. Some of them are cool and care about their future, but most are just stoners who's parents pay for their shit and they just complain all the time.

I understand your frustration towards the lazy gamers. But not all of them are bad.

 

[ricky1lung]

The title drew me in. But now I'm left with the thought of robot vaginas,
That's like programmed to say nice things and go forever right?

Ok cool. I'm in, robot vag sounds like it has potential.

What were we talking about again?

Oh yeah, Vag. Mm likes me some "--> V <--"

Really don't have ADD btw lol

 

[Singlemalt]

 

[Gary Goodson]

I understand your frustration towards the lazy gamers. But not all of them are bad.

reported for being insensitive to Bu$hy's feelings

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I understand your frustration towards the lazy gamers. But not all of them are bad.

Yeah, I'm sure you're right. I get excited and exaggerate I'm sure. Not sure how sitting on your couch for 6 hours playing Cunt Quake 4 isn't being lazy, but I'm sure there's an argument somewhere. When I interview them now and I ask what kind of stuff do they do on their free time and they say "oh, well, I'm a gamer." (Which probably happens about 30% of all candidates I interview).. I tell them "hey, do whatever you want in your free time, but don't tell someone that you're a gamer- know your audience- they want to be impressed."

 

[peter berger]

Yeah, I'm sure you're right. I get excited and exaggerate I'm sure. Not sure how sitting on your couch for 6 hours playing Cunt Quake 4 isn't being lazy, but I'm sure there's an argument somewhere. When I interview them now and I ask what kind of stuff do they do on their free time and they say "oh, well, I'm a gamer." (Which probably happens about 30% of all candidates I interview).. I tell them "hey, do whatever you want in your free time, but don't tell someone that you're a gamer- know your audience- they want to be impressed."

I agree saying your a gamer in an interview isnt the best way to impress your potential employers. Lol

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Alright, back to work. I just came home to smoke a bowl, fuck my cat and grab some shot I forgot this morning. Talk to you gamers later!

 

[sunni]

youre marginalizing a small group of lazy people to say were all like that

just about every gamer i know has a full time job owns a house or rents has all their bills paid and has a very stable life some had kids, most do other outside activities

theres not much of a difference between playing a game for a couple hours a night, and watching tv or reading a book,

you asked people a question in an interview what do you do in your free time
you got an answer

chances are they just said gamer if youre employing 20 somethings with no work ethic the real answer was probably
"pub crawl with my friends and get massively hammered and do dumb fucking shit"