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Yessica...

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The only thing I knew about Tinder before this very morning was from the Conan O’Brian show…


Which also led me to the more hilarious Conan on Grinder:


Anyone have any experience with this new age dating site? The kids seem to love it…
 

farmasensist

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My friend met a girl on there. Her friend was asking if he had a friend. So the plan was for me and my friend to go to the girls house on friday and meet them and get our dicks wet. I told him to try to do it saturday instead.

Saturday the girls spend all day drinking on the lake and tell us to come over. My friend says they been drinking in the sun all day and going to fall asleep but they tell us to come over so we do.

She lived with her brother and he was there. We played cards and drank for less than an hour, then they fell asleep. So we are sitting there with the brother too drunk to drive home. The brother just spent the day at the lake after working a night shift and he wants to go to sleep but we are still there and he says he's dating his sister's friend so i don't know if we were supposed to be there friday while he was at work or if hes making that shit up.

It sucked, we just drank in their backyard the rest of the night and passed out on the couch. Now my friend is mostly fucking with the married women. They come to your house and leave when they are done.
 

Yessica...

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hahaha

Pretty sure the Tinder-er with the vagina gets to set the “free sex” rule.

Unless the dude is all kinds of rapie. I’m a talker, and like to get to know someone before the potential of a face to face.

Those rapists are going to have to put in a whole ass load of effort in order for me to meet up with them.
 

Yessica...

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I don't bother with tinder. Call me old fashioned but I don't need a fucking app to go over and shove my cock through a hole in someone's ratty bed sheet and get head. Craigslist still works great for the anonymous face rape.
Well, seems not everyone on that site are only looking for a quick in and out.

I have a vagina. I don't need an app to get laid either. But, it's been nice for the last...6 hours or however long I've been on there.

Just chatting. No butt stuff.
 

tyler.durden

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My friend met a girl on there. Her friend was asking if he had a friend. So the plan was for me and my friend to go to the girls house on friday and meet them and get our dicks wet. I told him to try to do it saturday instead.

Saturday the girls spend all day drinking on the lake and tell us to come over. My friend says they been drinking in the sun all day and going to fall asleep but they tell us to come over so we do.

She lived with her brother and he was there. We played cards and drank for less than an hour, then they fell asleep. So we are sitting there with the brother too drunk to drive home. The brother just spent the day at the lake after working a night shift and he wants to go to sleep but we are still there and he says he's dating his sister's friend so i don't know if we were supposed to be there friday while he was at work or if hes making that shit up.

It sucked, we just drank in their backyard the rest of the night and passed out on the couch. Now my friend is mostly fucking with the married women. They come to your house and leave when they are done.

I don't see the problem. The drunk girls fell asleep, how could it have been any easier???
 

Grojak

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Well, seems not everyone on that site are only looking for a quick in and out.

I have a vagina. I don't need an app to get laid either. But, it's been nice for the last...6 hours or however long I've been on there.

Just chatting. No butt stuff.
Yes everyone is looking to get laid on tinder… some just know how to play the game better than others :) I was on an online sight before I got married to my beautiful wife… I once had to make a 2nd date to get laid though…
 

Indagrow

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I had good luck with it, got a gf out of it.. But I deleted it when I met the current girl for the most part. Got my friends hooked up with some chicks through meeting my matches.. Free nuts everywhere

Yeah it's a hey youre attractive lets meet up type of situation. It's great for getting groups of strangers together tho! Always had a good time
 
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