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[Singlemalt]

They spend all that time on boats and kinda go crazy, then they become deviant; it's a well known phenomenon stemming from ancient times

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

They spend all that time on boats and kinda go crazy, then they become deviant; it's a well known phenomenon stemming from ancient times

Well, that explains it then.

 

[Kind Sir]

I was just kidding

 

[bluntmassa1]

I wouldn't need it I got bitches trying to fuck me already it's crazy now that I'm married all the bitches want the dick it's crazy but I'm to busy trying to make money to fuck around with other bitches MOB like Tupac Money Over Bitches but a fine ass black or Asian girl comes around I don't think I would be able to help myself.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

I have an idea. Lets find some whores on craigs list and troll the shit out of them. We'll post the results in this tread.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I wouldn't need it I got bitches trying to fuck me already it's crazy now that I'm married all the bitches want the dick it's crazy but I'm to busy trying to make money to fuck around with other bitches MOB like Tupac Money Over Bitches but a fine ass black or Asian girl comes around I don't think I would be able to help myself.

It will end badly. I've seen it happen a hundred times.

Temp pussy is just not worth it so put it outta your mind.

 

[fractalcat]

hahaha

Pretty sure the Tinder-er with the vagina gets to set the “free sex” rule.

Unless the dude is all kinds of rapie. I’m a talker, and like to get to know someone before the potential of a face to face.

Those rapists are going to have to put in a whole ass load of effort in order for me to meet up with them.

I don't know how often a dude would even need to worry about exerting the effort to rape a chick he's meeting on tinder, most of the chicks that have a profile on there and are actually meeting up are just DTF... That's the point right?

 

[a senile fungus]

Oh yessi,

Are you on Tinder?

How many miles away do I have to make my circle to get you on my Tinder?

Just asking

 

[Elwood Diggler]

went on there for 8 minutes. got 12 msgs. can't respond without paying caesar so first impressions are accurate

 

[Yessica...]

ah yes craigslist....have fun with that!

No Craigslist in Canada.

Impressed with people that can do the whole stranger danger thing. I'd be way too frightened of getting murdered to even be able to enjoy the anonymous sex.

 

[Yessica...]

I didn't use it ever my bestie does

It is legit only to get sex and if you live in a small town it can be creepy and gross and you will find your exes on it

I don't have many exces where I live. But how can something be "only to get sex" where one of the parties doesn't consent to sex.

I'm not looking to only get sex. Am I going to break the tinder?

Haha

 

[ChingOwn]

I don't bother with tinder. Call me old fashioned but I don't need a fucking app to go over and shove my cock through a hole in someone's ratty bed sheet and get head. Craigslist still works great for the anonymous face rape.

Chingon likes this and one of these days people will like chingons posts again

 

[Yessica...]

I have an idea. Lets find some whores on craigs list and troll the shit out of them. We'll post the results in this tread.

YES!

But you need to find both man and lady whores.

And GO!

 

[Dr.Pecker]

No Craigslist in Canada.

Impressed with people that can do the whole stranger danger thing. I'd be way too frightened of getting murdered to even be able to enjoy the anonymous sex.

Let me enlighten you.
Trying something new- today NSA - w4m
age: 36



I'm a single woman 36 years old looking for an attractive guy to hook up with NSA, preferably today. You would think this is a easy way to find a guy that wants the same, not true thus far.
Just looking to hook up for discreet play, cannot host. Will drive to you.
Looking for a guy between the ages of 30 and 45 that's real and wants to be FWB or NSA.
Send photo, stats, and what your looking to do.
Very discreet!
Put weather in subject line.
Tonight only - w4m
body : big height : 5'8" (172cm)status : partnered

age: 49



Here it is plain and simple. I want to get laid. Not going to spend time on endless emails or bs. A little foreplay, maybe a little lick, a lotta slam bam and out I go. You host in TC only. Tonight only. Send photo on first email, what you want, and when. No smokers or druggies. Don't care for tattoos either. One or two is fine. The rest is open. I will answer those who comply and lets do this.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

BBW looking for handyman - w4m
body : big height : 5'8" (172cm)

age: 45



Insatiable BBW has many jobs requiring a man's touch.

Must have life experience (at least 40yrs old), and have big tools that don't wear out.

An ongoing relationship will be established once I've found what I'm looking for as the list is neverending. All credentials will be verified before being put to work.

Please resond with your qualifications and multiple pictures to be considered. Put "Handyman" in the subject.
Bbw wants big dick - w4m


I want big cock... I love my hair pulled choked my pussy pounded really hard where I'm begging u to stop and getting my pussy licked .. U want ur dick sucked better be licking some pussy then.. I love when the guy is total control... Looking for the aged between 25-37 only ddf free 420 friendly ur pic gets mine and must be willing to travel..

 

[Dr.Pecker]

YES!

But you need to find both man and lady whores.

And GO!

No I don't.

 

[Yessica...]

No I don't.

(I wasn't trying to boss you, sweet man. I was just curious what a dudes ad was like. How could you try to entice a woman into annonomous sex through the Internet? Without sounding like a sexual predator or soon-to-be-rapist)

Dudes don't have craigslist ads like that?

I have heard someone say that "their friends" go on tinder and bang married women that just want to cheat with some young stud.

So, seems like the women sets the rules in this big wide world of Internet dating...

Do what you want, I say. Hope those ladies of Craigslist got all the sex they were looking for, and none of the murdering they were not...

 

[Dr.Pecker]

(I wasn't trying to boss you, sweet man. I was just curious what a dudes ad was like. How could you try to entice a woman into annonomous sex through the Internet? Without sounding like a sexual predator or soon-to-be-rapist)

Dudes don't have craigslist ads like that?

I have heard someone say that "their friends" go on tinder and bang married women that just want to cheat with some young stud.

So, seems like the women sets the rules in this big wide world of Internet dating...

Do what you want, I say. Hope those ladies of Craigslist got all the sex they were looking for, and none of the murdering they were not...

I don't use it for that but it doesn't make it not funny.

 

[Yessica...]

I don't know how often a dude would even need to worry about exerting the effort to rape a chick he's meeting on tinder, most of the chicks that have a profile on there and are actually meeting up are just DTF... That's the point right?

I'm coming to the conclusion, for sure people use it for that. I kind of thought it was just the super youngins that do...but maybe not?

It says who is nearby you. I'm in Winnipeg for work again, and it said who was near me in Winnipeg. Haha. So it would be uber appropriate as a hook up tool.

But, doesn't seem to be 100% for hook ups, because I'm sure not using it for that. That whole bidness creeps me out. I know myself, and I'd need a guy to talk to me on the line for a real long time before I was comfortable meeting.

Oh yessi,

Are you on Tinder?

How many miles away do I have to make my circle to get you on my Tinder?

Just asking

Haha. I think you'd need an extra 2000 k on there for sure.

You're on the tinder? Strictly for the hook ups? Or have you met any keepers?

Hi! (By the way). It's been waaaaaay too long. Missed ya!

 

[Yessica...]

I don't use it for that but it doesn't make it not funny.

Oh, it's funny.

It also seems kinda redundant. If a woman has zero standards and just wants to bang "a big cock", why would they need the internet?

Why couldn't they just flag down a car or something. Hookers do it, and they make money. Sure someone would be down for a freebie.

Can't imagine the people that write those ads are very attractive...