I hate kids

[Bublonichronic]

so every time I go to my brothers place his girlfriends kid is like obsessed with me, always hanging on me and screaming at me to play video games with him and just being a little nut case..she tells me he loves me and is always askin when I'm coming over which is cool but the kid is so damn annoying and I don't really know how to get him to just calm the fuck down, it's getting to the point I don't even want to go over there anymore, so how do you deal with a kid that's not yours that acts like a total pain in the ass, I've tryd bribing him with money to just sit down and chill the fuck out but that don't work I think he has some serious adhd or somthing, should I hit him? Lol jk, but sometimes I think that's what he needs is some serious discipline

 

[charface]

Challenge him to the quiet game.
Then duct tape him

 

[Bublonichronic]

Tryd the quiet game, then he just gets more physical till I tell him to knock it the fuck off, then tells me I lose, lol

 

[Downtowntillman]

Tell him the story of the kid that was annoying. How he wouldn't stop talking constantly going. Tell him how bad the kid got on uncle neds nerves and how he told his parents, that was the last thing they ever heard.

Then throat punch that little fucker.

 

[Corso312]

Sounds like this kid needs less video games and more outdoor activity..just like a high strung dog..wear him out with exersize. Or only come over at night when he's in bed.

 

[Bublonichronic]

Sounds like this kid needs less video games and more outdoor activity..just like a high strung dog..wear him out with exersize. Or only come over at night when he's in bed.

That's prolly what I'm gonna start doing, I know he does play way to many video games and doesn't play outside much, apparently he also is doing pretty bad in school so one positive thing is I tell him if he doesn't go to school and do his homework I won't come over anymore and I guess he's taking school more seriously now so I'm kinda glad I can help there but fuck, I've never been so annoyed then when I'm there, and all my brother says when I tell him to do somthing about it he says " it's not my kid"

 

[vro]

Thats just how kids act. Why would you be mean to him because hes loud and annoying? They just grow out of that with age just go along with it.

 

[Downtowntillman]

Thats just how kids act. Why would you be mean to him because hes loud and annoying? They just grow out of that with age just go along with it.

Throat punch.. My old man used that tactic... I turned out fine. Except for the occasional failed attempt at swallowing... Any other wise, I'm fine.

 

[so.nice]

Did you play with him in the beginnings? Don't play video games or joke with him. Best bet is to find another kid to play with him

 

[abe supercro]

I've never been so annoyed then when I'm there, and all my brother says when I tell him to do somthing about it he says " it's not my kid"

If your brother has the kid in his household, then it is somewhat his kid. Shrugging his shoulders and passing along the responsibility is lame on your brothers part. Like Corso said, more physical activity and less video. Tell your bro to man up and help set a better example for the kid. Kids need direction from people they respect.

 

[Commander Strax]

 

[bearkat42]

Kids are awesome.

 

[Alienwidow]

Get him a stick and a ball and go outside. Sit on the pourch and drink beer and smoke cigarettes. Every now and then say, "oh that was awesome."
When he wants to come inside just say no. Hell burn himself out....or throw the ball through the window and beat you with the stick. But then you get to spank him and he sounds like he deserves it already so win win.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Get him a turtle.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Get him a stick and a ball and go outside. Sit on the pourch and drink beer and smoke cigarettes. Every now and then say, "oh that was awesome."
When he wants to come inside just say no. Hell burn himself out....or throw the ball through the window and beat you with the stick. But then you get to spank him and he sounds like he deserves it already so win win.

Best legitimat suggestion yet.

 

[oldtimer54]

Thsolly what I'm gonna start doing, I know he does play way to many video games and doesn't play outside much, apparently he also is doing pretty bad in school so one positive thing is I tell him if he doesn't go to school and do his homework I won't come over anymore and I guess he's taking school more seriously now so I'm kinda glad I can help there but fuck, I've never been so annoyed then when I'm there, and all my brother says when I tell him to do somthing about it he says " it's not my kid"

That's what James Holmes step dad said and Jeffrey Dahmer's !

 

[ricky1lung]

Seems like the child is craving attention.
Is there anyone else there who actually communicates, not just talks to but actually listens to him? Is there anyone else who plays with him?

Kids can be annoying at times, but they can also be lots of fun. You've just gotta try to remember what it's like to be a kid and make the effort.

A bat, a ball, a baseball glove or a football and the great outdoors are great places to start.

 

[Aeroknow]

Does the kid look anything like this one:

If he does, definately throat punch em!

 

[The_Herban_Legend]

I don't hate kids but I have a technique I can share with you that will get even the most obnoxious kids, to settle down. It's called the step on the toes technique. Once an annoying or obnoxious kid has been identified, what you do is step on their toes with one foot and raise your other foot in the air, thus putting all your body weight on their precious little toes. The kids facial expression is priceless and speechless, for that matter. For the bigger kids you can throw in a little hop to make sure they feel your body weight. This technique has proven to work 93% of the time. I like to use this technique in the dentist office, Dr's office, grocery store etc. etc.

 

[Unclebaldrick]