No candy for bigoted children!

Rob Roy

Rob Roy

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In the 1970s, I always got a kick out of the people (usually cops) that said check your kids candy, some stoner might have "laced" it with marijuana.

Who the fuck was gonna put their hard earned $15 an ounce mexican weed in some kids candy ? That shit got smoked.
 
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spandy

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Rob Roy said:
In the 1970s, I always got a kick out of the people (usually cops) that said check your kids candy, some stoner might have "laced" it with marijuana.

Who the fuck was gonna put their hard earned $15 an ounce mexican weed in some kids candy ? That shit got smoked.
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That poisoned candy and razor blades in apples thing is all fucking bullshit. Only thing you ever hear about it is to check the candy. Why, who the fuck did something? Where did this happen?

Nope, just be scared people. That way, the people who home bake awesomeness and hand out caramel covered apples will have more to give when my family comes though.
 
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spandy

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Uncle Ben said:
You need to lurk a bit. I'm the most politically IN-correct person you'll ever meet.

Pretty good satire if you ask me. Makes a great point regarding the cancerous PC brought on by libtards.
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They'd shit themselves if they ever went camping with my friends and I.

No words are sacred out there, and expect to be called them all whether they apply or not. No butt hurts, just good times. Fuck em.
 
Uncle Ben

Uncle Ben

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Never heard that one before Rob, but don't you think that was a bit PC of the cop? I love all the feel good "be carefuls" of our local TV weather forecasters. One that I heed here in the hill country regarding flooding and low water crossings is "turn around, don't drown". And man are we getting a drenching as I write. Very welcome rain considering we got 1.20" over the last 3 months!
 
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spandy

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Some people think dressing up similiar to a 1800s Native American is somehow racist to their living ancestors. Bitch please, you dont dress cool enough for my kids to copy you, but your great great great grandfather had the coolest fucking outfit and they wantt to look like him for an evening. What the fuck is wrong with that?

But this isnt racist at all...

 
bearkat42

bearkat42

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Budley Doright said:
Actually instead of the kid perhaps a beating of the parent/parents would be more sensible. Pretty sure thats a joke as well but a really poor one. Really Ben, Not give a kid candy for the pirate costume or the rest for that matter, wow. I'm beginning to think your the "grumpy old dude" that lives in every kids street lol.
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He watches Faux Noise so he's at least 68.
 
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