Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[Yessica...]

treat?? a treat was a nobber while drivin the zamboni

hahhaahaha

In the local young dudes hockey team, “the treat” was the name of a video.

I never saw it, I never wanted to. But basically the team had hockey “puck bunny” groupies. And this one chick, banged the team.

Like literally had sex with a bunch of them, and dick sucking, whatever. And it was filmed. And then dubbed “the treat”

Hockey dudes….yowsa…too rich for my blood…

 

[Elwood Diggler]

what's the treat?

 

[Yessica...]

what's the treat?

LOOK UP!

 

[Elwood Diggler]

damn.....i missed all the fun. on the other hand i'm not into the gang thing......rivers of body fluids on tile would give me nightmares

 

[Yessica...]

damn.....i missed all the fun. on the other hand i'm not into the gang thing......rivers of body fluids on tile would give me nightmares

I dry heaved when they told me about that video.

I say the word “bukakke” all the time, I think it’s funny. Japanese for “to put on top of”.

But literally the sound of that is my worst. fucking. nightmare.

COVERED in semen? Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

I need more lady friends. Not to fuck just to hang with. I think I have too much testosterone and need to weave some baskets er somfin

 

[Yessica...]

I need more lady friends. Not to fuck just to hang with. I think I have too much testosterone and need to weave some baskets er somfin

I have too much testosterone too! hahah

And sometimes I like the ladies…

 

[Dr.Pecker]

I dry heaved when they told me about that video.

I say the word “bukakke” all the time, I think it’s funny. Japanese for “to put on top of”.

But literally the sound of that is my worst. fucking. nightmare.

COVERED in semen? Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

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[Yessica...]

You would want to be covered in the semen of multiple dudes? Camman!

Sounds soooo….sticky…

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Are you asking me a question? I don't want to get jizzed on.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

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Do you watch that show, It's always sunny in Philadelphia?

 

[Yessica...]

Do you watch that show, It's always sunny in Philadelphia?

LOVE IT!

 

[Yessica...]

Morning @anzohaze ! I see you’re getting caught up…

Come say hi after…

I woke up feeling like THIS:

 

[anzohaze]

And theystay there and they stay there lol good morning ms. @yessica yup just reading my morning paper lol

 

[Pinworm]

And whatta morning full of troll-semen it is, aye?

 

[Yessica...]

And theystay there and they stay there lol good morning ms. @yessica yup just reading my morning paper lol

Sweet! Woah, that chick sure does like moisturizer! I bet her skin feels like butter….

 

[Yessica...]

Oh Steve. Why you trying to get the thread closed?

Did someone Tell you to?

Silly bitch, trix are for KIDS!

 

[anzohaze]

And whatta morning full of troll-semen it is, aye?

Ur right the best is here.

R u a pirate seamen?

 

[Steve French]

I'm just a bad, bad man.

 

[Pinworm]

Ur right the best is here.

R u a pirate seamen?

I am the leader. Just ask Op. She will tell you so.