What the f*ck is going on round here?
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greasemonkeymann
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Yea beyond the wall is tough to find a good auto repair shop... amongst the wildlings and wight walkers...I live in the north.
Growan
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Isis!!!!
Flaming Pie
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My mechanic actually has similar bone structure.
greasemonkeymann
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umm did you change your picture?
My mechanic actually has similar bone structure.
It was a game of thrones reference... and now its a penguin picture?
Am I crazy? well, let me re-phrase that.. ..
Flaming Pie
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Penguins? If you are seeing penguins you should probably go see a doctor.
Have you been using a certain nicotine patch lately?
greasemonkeymann
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hahaha those are dogs in jackets!
wow.... umm yea... my brain saw penguins... but if you squint your eyes... sorta looks like penguins...
But what the hell happened to the game of thrones pic...
Damnit, am I having a stroke?
Shit..
Flaming Pie
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Speaking of penguins.. they are awesome. So are blue crabs.
When a mature male encounters a female that is about to molt to sexual maturity, the male will perform a rather elaborate courtship ritual, or dance, to get the female's attention. Upon initial contact, the male will stand up high on the tips of his walking legs. He will then wave his claws, stretching them out wide, extending them fully outwards, and will begin to fan pheromones (a chemical scent which attracts females) contained in his urine towards the female with his swimming paddles. Finally, he will snap his body backwards and kick up sand with both his swimming and walking legs. Should the female fail to respond, he will repeat the process again.
The female shows her interest by rocking and waving her claws in and out. She may or may not approach the male, turn around backwards, and attempt to wedge herself under him. Still waving her claws, the male responds by tapping and rubbing her claws with his. Soon she quiets down, tucking her claws into a submissive posture, and allows the male to clasp and carry her with his walking legs. In this position, the mated pair is called a "doubler" or a "buck and rider." She is right side up and facing forward. This is also known as a precopulatory embrace.
The male will "cradle carry" the female for 2 to 7 days until ecdysis (molting) is imminent. This serves two purposes. First, the male is able to protect the female from predators. Second, it assures that the male will be present during the brief time that the female's shell is soft and she's able to mate.
Once the female begins to molt, the male releases her and stands guard over her by making a cage with his walking legs. The molting process may take several hours to complete. This terminal molt marks the female's transition into sexual maturity, and is usually the last time she will shed.
During this transition, her abdomen changes from a "V" shape to a more rounded "U" shape. She is now called a "sook" and will only mate this one time in her life while her shell is still soft. The female must rest briefly to fill the voids of her new shell with water. Next, the male turns the her upside down so that their abdomens are touching, clasping her with his walking legs. This is known as a copulatory embrace.
When a mature male encounters a female that is about to molt to sexual maturity, the male will perform a rather elaborate courtship ritual, or dance, to get the female's attention. Upon initial contact, the male will stand up high on the tips of his walking legs. He will then wave his claws, stretching them out wide, extending them fully outwards, and will begin to fan pheromones (a chemical scent which attracts females) contained in his urine towards the female with his swimming paddles. Finally, he will snap his body backwards and kick up sand with both his swimming and walking legs. Should the female fail to respond, he will repeat the process again.
The female shows her interest by rocking and waving her claws in and out. She may or may not approach the male, turn around backwards, and attempt to wedge herself under him. Still waving her claws, the male responds by tapping and rubbing her claws with his. Soon she quiets down, tucking her claws into a submissive posture, and allows the male to clasp and carry her with his walking legs. In this position, the mated pair is called a "doubler" or a "buck and rider." She is right side up and facing forward. This is also known as a precopulatory embrace.
The male will "cradle carry" the female for 2 to 7 days until ecdysis (molting) is imminent. This serves two purposes. First, the male is able to protect the female from predators. Second, it assures that the male will be present during the brief time that the female's shell is soft and she's able to mate.
Once the female begins to molt, the male releases her and stands guard over her by making a cage with his walking legs. The molting process may take several hours to complete. This terminal molt marks the female's transition into sexual maturity, and is usually the last time she will shed.
During this transition, her abdomen changes from a "V" shape to a more rounded "U" shape. She is now called a "sook" and will only mate this one time in her life while her shell is still soft. The female must rest briefly to fill the voids of her new shell with water. Next, the male turns the her upside down so that their abdomens are touching, clasping her with his walking legs. This is known as a copulatory embrace.
Flaming Pie
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That is dedication right there.
I showed that to my sculpture professor and he was like, "dumb crab". I think it is a very lovely thing tho.
To crabs!
I showed that to my sculpture professor and he was like, "dumb crab". I think it is a very lovely thing tho.
To crabs!
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greasemonkeymann
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oh i see.... as an elaborate ploy... don't try and distract me from the fact that I still don't know whats goin on round here!Speaking of penguins.. they are awesome. So are blue crabs.
When a mature male encounters a female that is about to molt to sexual maturity, the male will perform a rather elaborate courtship ritual, or dance, to get the female's attention. Upon initial contact, the male will stand up high on the tips of his walking legs. He will then wave his claws, stretching them out wide, extending them fully outwards, and will begin to fan pheromones (a chemical scent which attracts females) contained in his urine towards the female with his swimming paddles. Finally, he will snap his body backwards and kick up sand with both his swimming and walking legs. Should the female fail to respond, he will repeat the process again.
The female shows her interest by rocking and waving her claws in and out. She may or may not approach the male, turn around backwards, and attempt to wedge herself under him. Still waving her claws, the male responds by tapping and rubbing her claws with his. Soon she quiets down, tucking her claws into a submissive posture, and allows the male to clasp and carry her with his walking legs. In this position, the mated pair is called a "doubler" or a "buck and rider." She is right side up and facing forward. This is also known as a precopulatory embrace.
The male will "cradle carry" the female for 2 to 7 days until ecdysis (molting) is imminent. This serves two purposes. First, the male is able to protect the female from predators. Second, it assures that the male will be present during the brief time that the female's shell is soft and she's able to mate.
Once the female begins to molt, the male releases her and stands guard over her by making a cage with his walking legs. The molting process may take several hours to complete. This terminal molt marks the female's transition into sexual maturity, and is usually the last time she will shed.
During this transition, her abdomen changes from a "V" shape to a more rounded "U" shape. She is now called a "sook" and will only mate this one time in her life while her shell is still soft. The female must rest briefly to fill the voids of her new shell with water. Next, the male turns the her upside down so that their abdomens are touching, clasping her with his walking legs. This is known as a copulatory embrace.
you just start posting fancy crab-info and expect my attention deficit to bail you out!
Ohhh no... i'm onto you....
Tricky vixen....
words like "copulatory embrace"....
whitebb2727
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Anyone want to buy a jar of peanut butter?
greasemonkeymann
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aforementioned butt-finger-peanut butter? (see I told you I read the whole thread)
mmmm, forget about the chocolate....
whitebb2727
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Anal butter smores? Mmmmmmm.
greasemonkeymann
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so is anyone else gonna bust out that term next time things get a lil sexy?
" hey baby... come over here, yeah, talkin to you... I want to show you something... check this out babe... my copulatory embrace"
"Oh yea..."
What do you guys and gals think?
Total panty-dropper huh...
Yea, i'm a smooth talking individual
" hey baby... come over here, yeah, talkin to you... I want to show you something... check this out babe... my copulatory embrace"
"Oh yea..."
What do you guys and gals think?
Total panty-dropper huh...
Yea, i'm a smooth talking individual
Flaming Pie
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Flaming Pie
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A wooden chair that cradles your balls.
Discuss.
greasemonkeymann
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my nuts aren't huge, but they aren't symmetrical... My left nut wouldn't fit.. that's the right nut if you are looking at me.
My left, your right...
just to clarify.
so yea.. i'd need a dremel
I'm also not liking that big-ass, ass-crease... in the middle... seems like a recipe for skid-marks...
even for those that have good hygiene...
2ANONYMOUS
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Whats going on well my first attempt at shatter,, ----- Before taking hit now after taking hit turmed ot prttie dum good lol 