3 new things

[Pinworm]

Name 3 new things about you that I don't already know about you. Okay, I'll go first:

- I have been collecting handcuffs for about 7 years now. Different countries, eras, fuzzy/unfuzzy...
- I have a black belt in Renbukai, traditional karate school from this dude that was in a movie with Chuck Norris
- I have a small side business selling leather bracelets, whips, handbags, and pants etc
- I used to live in an abandoned slaughter house and dumpster dived for 2 years before I found my current home


Okay, that was 4, but you get the idea. Now you go....

 

[tangerinegreen555]

The first job I ever had was working for the 9th biggest Mafia family in the US (I never killed anyone!)

I once saw a million dollars in cash (it wasn't mine).

I used to play a b flat alto saxophone in a band (but I quit and bought a Strat, then a Tele, and a few distortion pedals).

 

[Bublonichronic]

I'm gay

I'm actually super gay

and I like to play with nunchucks naked

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm gay

I'm actually super gay

and I like to play with nunchucks naked

I would be worried that, during a between the legs maneuver, I may pull of my penis mistaking it for a nunchuk stick ...

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm twice married and divorced, and always on the look out for the next ex Mrs. Durden...

I have a black sash in a northern style of kung fu, was Golden Gloves in the 90s, and was a running back in HS...

I love Pinworm as more than a friend...

 

[Bublonichronic]

I would be worried that, during a between the legs maneuver, I may pull of my penis mistaking it for a nunchuk stick ...

I once made the mistake of practicing my samurai Sward skills drunk n naked and got a boner....that was a akward trip the the ER, worst part is they sewed my penis back on upsid down

 

[tyler.durden]

Yikes! Your anecdotes remind us why one should train clothed. Except for the BJJ guys...

 

[Growan]

I attended a (not privately funded) Boys School.

I quit nearly all my A-Levels (pre university exams if you didn't know) twice and kept starting again at different colleges. I ended up with 4 decent enough A-Levels somehow. It took a while though.

I used to go to a lot of Raves, the best being the Exodus parties every other week. I've smoked Exodus Cheese, grown by the Exodus collective, on the Exodus farm with the Exodus Crew.

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

I used to be a door mat at da club.. This is were i acquired my fetishes for having my balls busted by ladies in high heels and soiled female panties.
I used to have a twin brother but he mysteriously died from Sudden infant crib syndrome.Its all good though because i always knew i was my mothers favorite.
I am so broke that i can not afford to pay attention.

 

[Growan]

You know, there may be more than a coincidental connection between those last 2 facts i posted...

 

[Indagrow]

Didn't read any of this but where can we hide like a nightmare thread. If we could all have sock accounts and say those thoughts we have. Maybe like the image of a babies spine being used to seppuku the grandmother (obviously way crazier shit), in a fun environment amongst friends?

 

[Bublonichronic]

Go home Inda your drunk

 

[Pinworm]

This is going way better than I expected so far.

 

[abe supercro]

Stalked Bob Seger in my camaro when I was a teenager because he lived in my neighborhood.


Fucked my face up at Diana Ross's home.


I like turtles.

 

[superloud]

I have a cat.

I hate cats.

I don't have a cat anymore.

 

[Padawanbater2]

I'm terrified of heights

I beat Starfox64 in a day when I was a kid

I drew an airplane in a grade school talent show one time

 

[Pinworm]

Seriously though, if you guys wanna buy some leather pants, straps, bracers, whips or whatever, PM @sunni with your info. She will pass along your order info to me. Thank you for your consideration.

 

[Downtowntillman]

I'm really not George clooney

When I was 16 a family member and myself, kidnapped this pos that run off with 5 large. His wife brought the money 2 days later.

I dream of unicorns!

 

[neosapien]

1. I was a star runner in middle school and high school.
2. I came in first pace every time.
3. In the oh shit 5 O league.

 

[420God]

~ My criminal record is longer than most threads in TnT

~ I use to have 3 female stripper roommates

~ I've danced competitively