I have an irrational fear of...

[neosapien]

Always thinking I've left my tailgate down. I'll be driving down the road jammin you know no woman no cry, no woman no oh fuck did I remember to put my tailgate back up after I took that freezer out two weeks ago? I better pull over and check. It's always up. What do you think of that?

What are your fears? Worries? Dick pics? Bueller?

 

[curious2garden]

LOL THC soaked brain stutter, mine is about did I lock the door, sigh.

 

[abe supercro]

far as tailgate goes, as with asst other things, check.. recheck. then remember the recheck. helps dissipate concern w , recheck kinda ocd haa, but works.

did the lil veg tent get water.. no, but i turned the light out

 

[curious2garden]

f........snip.. no, but i turned the light out

LOL one of my classics! How many hours early?

 

[Eltomcat]

I have an irrational fear of mustard. Don't judge.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Night suffocation

and nuclear missles

 

[420God]

Heights, can't do it.

Props to those that can. Just not my thing.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm always checking my zipper. I don't know why, it has never once been up. I should just zip it whenever I think about it without looking, but I'm an optimist...

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm also a bit of a recluse, spending days in my house without leaving or speaking to anyone. I read a lot of philosophy. I sometimes fear that I have ceased to exist, so I'll call a friend or two to validate me. "Can you hear me? Am I still real?" I'm sure this gets annoying, but like Wilde said, 'What are friends if not an inconvenience?'

 

[Nether Region]

I'm always wondering if I hid my dildo well enough from the maid. I'll get four or five blocks away and go back to make sure. This, at least three times a week.

 

[curious2garden]

I'm always wondering if I hid my dildo well enough from the maid. I'll get four or five blocks away and go back to make sure. This, at least three times a week.

So your mom's dildo is only a back up now?

 

[Nether Region]

So your mom's dildo is only a back up now?

Listen, crazy gypsy lady, what is it with you and my unfortunate incident with my mother's dildo when I was a child?!?!?!? Everyone lived. We don't talk about it at Christmas anymore.

 

[whitebb2727]

Did I leave the coffee pot on?
Did I lock the door?


The worst is spider webs. Not the spider. I've caught black widows and put them in a jar.

I don't know why but I can be squirrel hunting and walk through a web and damn near drop my gun and scream like a little girl.

Spider webs. F'ing spider webs.

 

[Nether Region]

So your mom's dildo is only a back up now?

Wait, wait, I see what you did there

 

[curious2garden]

Listen, crazy gypsy lady, what is it with you and my unfortunate incident with my mother's dildo when I was a child?!?!?!? Everyone lived. We don't talk about it at Christmas anymore.

Nah Kemo you're conflating me with @Hookabelly she's the insane gypsy lady, I'm the soulless ginger remember, old man? Turn your hearing aid up or get a braille computer screen.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

My always worry is did I leave the water on filling up a bucket. I did that before and had to clean up about 3 gallons of water all over my floor. I was high and walked away for a "minute" and forgot. I was lucky I walked back in the grow room when I did. It could have been a lot worse.

 

[Nether Region]

Nah Kemo you're conflating me with @Hookabelly she's the insane gypsy lady, I'm the soulless ginger remember, old man? Turn your hearing aid up or get a braille computer screen.

No, I clearly remember Hookabelly as the insane gypsy lady. Can there be only one? I do seem to recall you being a ginger now that you mention it.

 

[ChingOwn]

Im afraid of women seeing my penis

 

[Nether Region]

My always worry is did I leave the water on filling up a bucket. I did that before and had to clean up about 3 gallons of water all over my floor. I was high and walked away for a "minute" and forgot. I was lucky I walked back in the grow room when I did. It could have been a lot worse.

Are you sure you're not a "K" teacher? Or at least in the PTA?